Bloody Eck! your making it sound like its rocket science to make a website of good use :)
U can make a reasonable website on paint or photoshop, you make a template in photoshop save it as .html in photoshop (you cant do this in paint), you then make copies of it, say if you have 6 pages, you copy n paste it six times, you then rename them all, e.g. squince/home.html, and do that for all your pages, you then open it in frontpage or dreamweaver and put all ur content in and save :o , but in dreamweaver you have to do the src code, took me a while to get the hang of that, not to sure if you have to do that in frontpage though.
cheers andy
EDIT: plus instead of digging at him saying there wank and all this, help him (Y), just my thoughts.