Smo™

I'll say pretty much anything, anywhere :lol: If there's anything I love in life it's making people awkward, I find it hilarious. For example, something like saying to a priest 'Can god see me masterbating? If so, how close does he have to be? Close enough to hear the fwap, fwap, fwapping?'

:-! *Ejaculates* :lol:

I totally agree, I'm sat here with a runny nose and sore eyes, coughing every now and then from the itch in my throat and I just think 'Why me?'. Not many people understand how much it sucks to allergic to nice days, basically. It ruins my summer every year.

I've no idea what this is about but if someone accused me of cheating he'd get the birds and a big 'F-Off'. Now I'm guessing there was some controversy over someone supposedly cheating at an event? If so then whoever did it, and you know who are, I only have one thing to say. If you can't win without cheating then put bluntly, you don't deserve it. You will get found out and get your just reward for being so pathetic.

I'm suffering quite badly this year too, however there's a new drug that was featured in the papers which my doctor got hold of for me. It's called Pycnogenol and is made from pine bark. So far it's worked as well as smearing dog shit on my face. I hate hayfever.

It's called image compression.

By the time I take my test I will've had 9 two hour lessons, so 18 hours.

Yeah you could pass by then, if I pass on my test date *fingers crossed* it will've taken me 7 weeks. Just relax and pay attention to what you're doing.

You know it :shifty:

Happy Birthday mate, 100 points for an old lady.

No idea mate, he just called me asking if I minded. Obviously I didn't, he just whipped out a digital camera and followed me for the day. Haven't heard anything else about it.

You're not fat you boob. We weigh the same, are round about the same height and I'm pretty much a stick.

A mate of mine wanted to take trials photos for his AS Photography project, so here they are:

http://img78.echo.cx/img78/4103/trex0un.jpg

And your parents think you're being lazy when it's time to get out of bed in the morning; 'Not yet! ...gimme a couple of minutes.'

I had a twitch in my right index finger for THREE days a couple of months ago. I couldn't write and I looked like an utter spaz in school. Put bluntly I was shitting it, thought I might have brain damage or something. But it's all good now :-

Ditto. If I was sat in a room with two lesbos getting off with each other I wouldn't just sit my ass down, watch and touch myself. I'd be like 'What the hell? Why am I not in there getting some?'

It's hardly the same when 8 year old boys fall asleep in the same bed at a birthday party, of if a few dudes pass out in the same bed at a party to a fully grown man sleeping with children. So yeah, I will argue his guilt all I like.

That's one of the coolest things I've ever seen, and I'm not at all surprised it's a Mercedes (N)

On plenty of occassions at parties. Does that make me a paedophile? (N)

I like you, you're funny, But yeah, put blunty I think the S.O.B should've been rotting for a while now.

(N)

When was the last time a fully grown man took a child into his bedroom just to be friends? He was just being a pervert dude. What would you say if you came home one day to find your little brother in bed with a 65 year old man who said 'Oh no worries mate, I just wanna be his friend like'?

I respect your opinion but personally I don't think being taken into the bed of a middle aged white man who used to black, looks like a monkey with degenerative HIV and has a nose which is falling off would help my childhood. If anything it would deeply disturb me and I would fear both white and black people for the rest of my life. THanks for the sig comment (Y)

So because he's a good musician (and he is I'll give him that, bloody good singer) and had a shit childhood (so you/he claims) that gives him the right to inflict perversion on children? That's like saying it's OK that Hitler started a war or two, he was a good strategist and hated his mother.