You know how it is, sometimes you see a mangled animal in the road and feel it necessary to run the poor b*****d over to end it's suffering. Often you feel the same way about a horrendously ugly person, perhaps they'd be better off either locked away or humanely 'disposed of'.
Well, this is one of those creatures, be warned kids... it isn't pretty.
Yes, this is not a joke
I dare you to kiss it
Cute. No?
'Grr'
'I see you, with my good eye'
Proud Owner? I think not