Smo™

I think you'll find love is what makes your best friend your lover.

Hell yes I would for 100 million quid, provided I was allowed at least one time to have kids.

Ditto. Although I've no idea why you felt the need to tell us all about it.

Glad that Hammond's alright and it's nice to see him back - personally I thought James May was hilarious in that episode, loved it when he threw the megaphone under the roller haha.

Well it's back guys! Tonight, 8pm on BBC 2. Watch it.

*Squirt*?

*Splooge*

Croft

No shit? What a bunch of magnificent bastards.

I wish. I've made one snowman in my life and the son-of-a-bitch was brown.

'Actually you've explained everything very well thanks.' Unless you have a question, then ask it.

If you want to talk about nasty blisters, Spacemunkee is your man.

Congrats mate, better make your last decision on the 27th a good one!

Do yourself a favour and stop caring about what some dipshit 'modern celebrity' (who isn't talented at anything, at all) said on the sole shittest program ever broadcast on television.

Moto Racer 3 (PC), it's Motorbike trials but not bad.

If it's the one with the weird drums (has kids singing 'we're gonna rock you') and was also in the transformation scene in Me, Myself and Irene then it's called 'Fire Like This'. Can't tell you the artist I'm afraid but that's enough to get you the song from LimeWire or whatever.

Me too if you wouldn't mind mate

Wouldn't miss it mate, damn right I'll be there.

Will the full video have the same type of music?

None, I delete them after they've been watched.

Holy christ.

Someone new is hitting on me and it's incredibly hard to resist going for it.

Could be breaking up. Long story.