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We had to stop one night at about 10pm because when my mate was doing it and i was watchin from a distance, he just stood in front of a kebab shop window pressed right up against the glass for about half an hour, until the guy running the shop fially shat it and called the police so we had to go. it was a good laugh though

Me and a mate of mine used to go around town at night wearing full camo NBC suits standing dead still and staring at shopowners through shop windows, pikeys on the bus etc and they got sooooo scared! it was utterly hilarious. My mate was a complete nutter and he used to do it late at night, sitting on the bus seat, facing behind him, sitting dead still just staring through the darkened lenses on the gas mask at the pikeys in the chair behind. it seems hilarious to me, but you probably had to be there and if anyone doesnt know what a military NBC suit looks like: EDIT: But ours had darkened lenses

What would posess someone to becaome "really good" at fuseball?

Absolutely brilliant (Y)

Well I think in case you have no worrries about insurance as it will be his, if you were merrily barrelling along down the motorway and he parks his lorry on top of you, then your alright. I dont see how he can see your left indicator if your on his left and in his blindspot. Because he put you at risk by overtaking you and sticking you in his blindspot, it will also be his fault because of his poor judgement. You'll be fine! (N)

How can they believe the truck driver - it doesnt make sense! If you werent indicating, and in fact, even if you were, why would the truck driver drive into the back of you? Most people wait for the person in front to move out the way before they overtake them... I cant really see it going down well: "Yeah, he looked like he was going to pull over into the slip road, so i drove into the back of him, it was only when i heard the crunch that i realised i had guessed incorrectly"

Has anyone here tried training there own frogdog? I need some advice, mine keeps eating all my frogs

... and then there was roof

If you go to www.frog-herding.gov.uk you will find the latest range of custom made frog pens. Depending on the species of frog you are intending to herd and how high they can jump will determine the specification of pen that you will choose. The common british frog varies from around 12-15 psi of spring, so the 1.5 metre pen will probably be suitable in this case. To determine the ground area you will need to enter the number of frogs you are planning on herding, multiplied by the percentage of males to females. This will give you the preffered space required by the FSA (Frog Safety Assoc.) to allow space for courting, teritorial purposes, and of course mating. This figure will also give you the total area INCLUDING the 10% area of water mass, which is required for the offspring. Of course, upon ordering this custom pen, you will recieve a complimentary industrial sized frog herding rake, which using the latest in carbon fibre technology, allows a multiple number of frogs to be herded at one time without fear of inflicting damage to either the frogs or the rake. Please also note the the ergonomicallydesigned handle has been fashioned to allow people of different statures to comfortably and easily herd their chosen frog. Upon recieving your pen, please make sure you follow the assembly instructions carefully, as an improperlly sealed pen will cause severe distress to the frogs, and may cause them to escape. The Frog Herding Co. cannot be taken responsible for any squashed frogs resulting from poor assembly of the pen. Hope this helps!

If your a girl, alcohol makes you cackle a lot like a witch on laughing gas. Alcohol makes you fat, and it is one of the hardest types of fat to get rid of from your body. Hence beer bellies. Notice with the rise of women drinking, more are getting fatter. The thing to look out for on a boozy bird, are the two bulges of fat on her lower back, just over the waistline on her trousers, either side of her spine. Oh, and i dont drink

Does anyone know how I can get past the licence registry on it? I should be able to copy a file called "licpath.lic" into the main folder, but I can't find the Licpath.lic file at all. If anyone has any bright ideas, I'd be most gratefull. Ta!

I understand the google bit.. but not pop I was only asking because a google search gives you thousands of tutorials, most of which are utter monkey spunk, and I wanted to save some time by not having to sift through them all.

This probably isnt it, but when i got some new forks, they werent cut down far enough (withing 3mm from the top of the stem), so evertime they were tightened up, they would come undone again over time and start wobbling.

A rubber mallet (millets £6.99) is the best for putting in a headset. No wood needed, just bash away!

He did have a Lightning in his front garden, but he had to remove because the council didnt like it or something

90! You all suck ass Edit: except the guy above EDIT AGAIN: oh forget it, im just too slow

I use Autocad at work, and Ive just got a sly copy of 3ds max, and it is really comlicated to use! Does anyone know of a good tutorial site or anything for it? Good job with the frame by the way :)

I really want Sam and Max Hit the Road, but it costs $69.95 on amazon.com! anyone got a sly version they could send to me?

"Put the camera away, I really don't think this picture is worth taking, and besides, it'll just end up in ANOTHER of those bloody caption competitions, which are about as funny as leprosy"

Uh huh, and where did you read that?

I got bored of waiting

And my attempt:

Heres a pic with a lot of potential: