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Same opinon right back at you about that "thing" you want

Those things really are sooo hideous

This one please:

In-laws - Nob jockeys; FACT Karen (my ball and chain, er, wife) said I should ask her dad for Karens hand in marriage and all that because he'd said to her if I didn't he'd go on a rampant path of destruction. So I did, and he said, "Ask Jean (mother in law)" Tres helpful, non? So, yeah, moral of the story is, parents go all funny when they realise that their kid is finally buggering off and they forgot to spend any time with them and that its too late. So they take it out on you. Dont worry about it, the BEST person to talk abou it to is the jailer, er, I mean your future wife, and see how she feels about it and how she would like you to deal with it. Because after all, the wedding is HER day, not yours. (Face it, why does your suit look like everyone elses if the attention is supposedly on you as well as her? For this reason I took my bike to the wedding and didnt wear a tie)

Can Grace not see that she is such a bitch? She really seems like she doesnt know why everyone was booing her... I'd love to be in that house, i'd fart in her mouth when she was asleep

BUSH FOR PRESIDENT

Yeah - Thats right; kinda jab your handle bars down in the direction you wanna turn as you hop. It works cos your body moves to adjust for the imbalance of moving the bars which twists you round.

That pad material looks like foamy sponge stuff to me...

Most probably - and adverts for incontinence pants

I watched some programme about advertising, and advertisement companies have found out that the best way of selling a product via television is to sell it to women, as women watch a hell of a lot more tv than men (i.e. throughout the day), so you will notice most adverts will involve a women making a fool of or having power over a man. And it works. The other annoying adverts are the makeup adverts... does anyone actually believe the stuff they come out with? "Increases eye lash length by up to 50%!!!"

Completely off-topic, but interesting nonetheless: clicky

I've got the 1gb sony bean and I have never had any problems with the software... it puts the music onto the bean in about a minute, and thats a gigs worth, plus it can hold more music with the super compressed atrac3 plus format, yet still sounds great with standard headphones. its been very user friendly and easily understandable. Ive got about 50 hours of music on mine, which is coincidentaly how long the battery lasts too, and its also as light as a mouses fart, and cheapish too, so its a good buy i'd say.

Saw some hd tvs in Curry's... from a good few metres away you could still see individual pixels... not too impressed... and you still get the flat panel "fuzz" too... I'll stick with my 7 foot projector screen thanks

Four tonnes of armour plating... Can withstand a nuclear blast... The most secure vehicle on the planet... Oh wait the doors have no locks

Remember a year ago... everyone's opinion was that straight blade mod forks looked crap... Zoo! release straight blade forks and now they look good? Anyway, nice bike

Eggs-actley Violence and swearing chavs can respond too. A bit of cynicism goes a long way... All that power, yet so innocent. And once youve gone, the ring leader turns round to his equally bemused gang and says: "I think weve just been f**ked"

You get a much better effect if you use fancy words... the little ring leader ends up eating his own words and looking a fool and you havent moved from the spot or raised your voice. Its the ultimate power, and really leaves them feeling small and pathetic, but in such a way that they dont understand and cant explain it so they are too confused to try and hit you. It really, really works.