The_Zulu

Had a few air rifles but not great with the internals, I'll help with what I can As for the screw, tried putting a balloon in the head? Gives the screwdriver slight better grip on it

DPD have let me down. Not happy considering I paid extra for guaranteed delivery.

This just amuses me, how long did you all last? I think I got a shameful half second..

Makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bullet proof jacket

You guys are so uneducated! They regulate the menstrual cycle. As long as a girl takes the pill she won't get her period, so every three weeks they stop taking them for a week to have their period. (If they don't I'm pretty sure it f*cks their ovaries or something along those lines up) It lets them choose when they want to be on and slows/stops the release of most female hormones Source; Me and an ex had a huge chat about what contraception to use because no one likes rubber.. Don't ask how the implant works cause I don't have a clue (possibly stops producing eggs) I shall check with a lady friend next time I see her as she has one Hope this helped clear a little up

I've seen people do it with scratch cards at work as well, win like £50 and spend it all back on them and end up with nothing. May as well take your winnings and leave it

Still no snapchat though?! Been waiting most of the day :') (sad as it sounds)

Correct. We have a few at work and when people park in them we can't do a thing about it except for give them dirty looks. I suppose it's more the principal though, they should be setting an example and you never know, quite a few people with disabilities could all come close together, unlikely I know but still

Burnt myself pretty badly at work, blistered up instantly and hurt like hell. Caught it on my shirt sleeve and it ripped the loose skin off adding to the pain further. I now have a nice untanned spot on the inside of my forearm right before I go on holiday And to add insult to injury it sort of resembles a smiley face.

I despise public transport. It's always late and smells of hobos.

"And stop playing with your damned self!"

Lets just hope it's a good looking doctor, take a little bit of the pain away

As I previously said, it's one hell of a commitment and at times I still wonder where I'd be in life if I took it but in other ways I'm happy I didn't because hearing stories from friends it takes away a huge part of your freedom. I'm not sure if I regret it or not

I still don't know if I regret going or not, it seemed like an amazing opportunity but one hell of a commitment

I was looking at going to Welbeck DSFC after leaving school, and then on to uni after that to do officer regiment training at uni on a UAS course for four years, which was very, very heavily subsidised. Only problem with it was that it was a minimum of seven years service after two years at Welbeck and four at uni. At fifteen I wasn't really prepared to pass up thirteen years of my life to it. I say go for it, two years down the line and I regret no going for it. I sometimes wonder how different my life would be if I said yes.

Once again it's that hour at the pub 0.2G uncut, life is good

I've got a 219 kamel 2013 (same frame, bb, cranks, etc.) and I looked at getting a ring, no way near enough thread in the cranks

Just got in to bed and opened this snapchat, I don't know whether to laugh or clench my ass cheeks! Dan's sc's always make me laugh!

Brightened my evening aha, and was that his sister in one of them?

*** See the angry thread to hear my voice of football ***

Aaaand just had my night ruined by some f****** guy screaming and shouting that England lost. He's clearly so passionate about football he didn't notice he'd spilt just about a full pint of black cherry bulmers down my back. There goes my new white shirt. D***. My passion of hating football grows ever stronger.

I despise football with a passion and everywhere I go there's some drunken idiot in an England shirt. Not my idea of fun.

It's knaresborough bed race day today, two crates of Budweiser and a tent. Going to be an awesome day

Close, Ardennes patè

What kind of coordination does Whitney Houston lack? HAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEYYYYEEEEE