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Lock it, unlock it and hold Menu and select for about 10 seconds. If it doesn't work, just try it again.

Get a car and drive the Great Ocean Road to Adelaide. It's absolutely f**king brilliant, and there are so many places to stop and take it all in, you won't regret it Also if you happen to go to Cairns, spend a weekend on Green Island - it's a man made island about 2 miles out to sea and it's gorgeous there! As mentioned before, you can't go wrong with the Gold Coast either as it's a large tourist spot, and you'll never run out of things to do there.

Have a danger wank in the headmasters office.

You're contradicting yourself there Use Audacity, right after using the search button

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your mother you're gay.

I once ordered a pre-pay £100 luxury taxi from my mates house to London....I stood across the road and watched his mum go psycho at the driver Another good thing to do is to sellotape things all over people when they've passed out at a party. A mate of mine sleeps like a BRICK when hes drunk, so we managed to sellotape guitar practice amps, books, bottles, clothes, sheets of paper and pens all over him, that was funny as f**k!

You know it's summer when you can sit around at 10PM with just boxers on, with a fan pulling in cold air from the window directed at you and you're still too hot.

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Haha Whilst taking your woman from behind, you put antlers on her, set her hair on fire, flip her over, punch her in the face then...release.. in her eyes.

Perform the 'Flaming Rudolph.'

Make sure that whatever you do, you get the Mighty Mouse. It took me 3 months to work out that the grey bits on the sides are buttons and that if you press down on the scroll ball it's also a seperate button - turns out these functions are really, stupidly helpful!

I have a pair of Osiris, some steel toe-cap boots for work and my other boots for motorcycling/getting dirty.

Put on your velcro shoes, strap yourself down and get justice immediately.

I'd go for the iMac, they're pretty much as easy to carry around as the Macbook. Not only that but the screen is absolutely fantastic quality in comparison, a much nicer resolution (provided you get the 20" or 24"), the graphics card is better, you don't have to worry about a battery, the iMac comes with bluetooth built-in whereas the Macbook doesn't. The iMac has 1 extra USB port, both a 4-pin and 2 6-pin firewire connections...the benefits are almost endless... Oh and they're cheaper too

iPod cable Microsoft IntelliMouse The USB hub on my Dell 20" screen The cable for my MIDI keyboard

The herpes virus itself is actually attached to the nerves in your top lip and nose, hence why symptoms appear around the mouth, arguably an evolutionary trait so the virus is spread more easily by the mouth. The release and consequent travel of the virus down your nerves can be triggered by stress, extreme heat, extreme cold or long exposure to cold, bright light and other various mouth or nose infections. The best treatment to get would be a barrier cream which stops the virus from being transferred from your cold sore. Once the sore has gone past the initial itchy/red stage, you can't get rid of it until it's worked it's course so you need to act upon it straight away if you think you have one. You can't completely rid your body of the virus if you have type 1 herpes which only affects the mouth area. Type 2 is the other common type which can affect the mouth and the genitals and can be removed by a course of anti-biotics.

I normally sleep really still when i'm on my own but if i'm in bed with a lady friend i always twitch and move about and stuff.

Tesco is your friend.

Blade Runner - 8/10 Great concept, keeps you relatively on edge but the photography is quite poor. (not cause its an old film, just the photography is generally quite poor)

I came in after a night out drinking a few months ago and my entire family were stood around chatting in my kitchen. I went in there to get a glass of water, filled the glass up at the tap and instead of tipping the water into my mouth i just poured it all over my face, haha! After that I apparently stood in the middle of the kitchen just swaying and I couldn't talk properly

It doesn't really mean anything, it's just a glitch with IPB. Wait until someone sends you a message and it'll be fine.

The last time my guitarist pissed me off I slapped him in the face so hard he cried.

Don't get a pit bike, they're all shite quality and completely impractical. If you're spending a large amount of money on a bike but you want something smallish, try a Honda Varadero XL125, they're absolutely great for a 125, go about 65mph and physical-size-wise you'll be prepared for a much bigger bike when you get one.