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my mate once had a tug in the school toilets once, but as he was spitting his man milk, a teacher walked in, so he did his trousers up and went back to maths with his produce all down his trouser leg, and for the rest of the lesson my other mate kept asking what that was down his leg, so everyone kept looking!!! we all blatneltey knew what it was, but i dunno if everyone else did! I have also been walked in on by my gf's brother and sister whilst she is naked ontop of me, and the best part is she didn't even give a f**k and carried on!!! joE!

holla that!

Nearely as nice as mine

yer burton god! now he's 12 stone but can still only sidehop 6 blue!!!

awwww, well done poo pipe! even thought the work has just begun!

sorry, but i dont suppose someone has a copy i can download, i desperatley need it fo my viewing!

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alright boys, looking on ebay and i dont know which slr camera to get. it needs to be as cheap as poss but i want a good one!! is the canon eos 30d any good? this is abit expensive but i would rather pay this and get a god camera than a shit one! and tell mre any other cheap cameras that are good! helpful advice only please!!! would also look into a second hand one aslong as it all good!! joE!

OH MY f**kING DEAR!!!!! BILLOCKS, BILLOCKS, BILLOCKS. BOLLOCKS!! you make me sick, we need to hook up for a ride sometime billy boy!!! joE!

--> QUOTE(joe b @ Dec 3 2006, 08:20 PM) ←That, Chris, just goes to show that because you cannot read well punctuated passages, you must have some form of retardation . Cheers, Joe. TWAT

amazing bike! wheres the photo taken? joE!

Safe!! i'll be there, with a couple of boys init!

This is the best example i could find to show you, as it is a small wall. [attachmentid=8453] right, look, you need to hit the wall, just below the top, but hard. [attachmentid=8454] Then, as soon as you have hit it, when you get to this position.... you need to push the bars forward. [attachmentid=8455] To this position, dont worry about yourself yet, just push the bike forward. and your body will follow. and your up. so you can then do this [attachmentid=8456] had to be done lol, hope this helps!

hit the front wheel in, JUST below the top corner, so it actually rims out. then the bars wiull come backfrom the tap, push them forwards and up like a little mother f**king bitch and push your bars where they have gotta go. tell the f**kers where to go! trust me, will get pics now!

s'tru that blud!!

probably would, its made by koxx! lol JOKE! didn't know koxx were bringin out an ashotn promodel!

i didn't, the one i got with tyketrial is perfectley fine!!!! And anyone with a UCI world ranking should automatically be selected before those who don't have one. Ill actually laugh if i dont get picked now! ill be ridin junir 20" and 26" btw! joE! and james, i think it only goes up to 17, so in your 18th year you will be riding elite.

ordered!!!

joe oakley

- 50 on the original 'old school' post!!! and a full 21 on kris's. oh yer!!

i really really really need to see this!!!! and to answer your plane theory! no it wouldn't take off! dont question me, it just wouldn't ok! and the monty hall sameshow balls, you are best to change cups! tar night!

well yes, i was on about danny butler, as that was who he was on about. and wayne, if you go back to my original post, i dont once say that danny is not a good rider. i used to absolutley love his videos, but, my point about his article was that there is no need to make other aspects of riding sound bad, comps etc. and also, alot of that article is lies, saying that mountain bike riers are jerky, hop heavy and old school. He also says thathe is taking trials away from comps, which implies to me that masses of people are stopping riding comps to ride like him. this isnt true! And again, mbuk say trhat he is at the top level of trials riding. not trying to be nasty here, but he just doesnt know the level. i dont know the level, personally i dont think anyone knows the level. can anyone tell me what the UNOFFICIAL sidehop record is, or the UNOFFICIAL hook/slap record is? no, because it is always changing, and someone could be beating it right now. and thank you spacemunkee, you seem to be the only person who is sticking up for me, and realising what wayne posts sometimes.

no its not, 4 foot is 48 inch! and i can enarly sideho that!!! rofl

whys that then, i was on the phone to him as i wrote is thank you look, that is the last thing, i am saying. but it doesn't help our sport does it, if one of the supposed trials legends, is saying comps are crap with no spectators. say if i was just starting trials, and i bought mbuk, i would read through that mag and never ewven want to ride a comp, because not once in there does it say that comps are good! joE! #1 - It obviously shows how immature i am, by expressing my opinion i am immature, oh. and i think i know quite a f**king bit about trials if you ask me! #2 - "giving anyone a chance to be right". there isnt no right or wrong answer, its my opinion and thats why i posted up, and whilst i posted up, i wasn't erxpecting rosy comments all round, but its a forum, and thats what forums are for, opinions. #3 - so you trhink i am a baby in the trials world, and the whole point of this topic is because of past stuff i dont realise? ok then! shambles

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