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mr kenny

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  1. uh hu and where are the pics of my big sexy head.!!lookin official ofcourse!
  2. hey may seem silly but is there a site to order kit through?? also whats the biggest sizes you do in t's as i like beer and pasty!!! kenny
  3. hey ross nice pics!! the pics of fort bill, is ther any of an observer on say section 4? see you soon.
  4. just sat watchig a movie and i thought i'd ask who people would most like to meet??? kinda who your "heroes" are? mine are Seth enslow mad mx rider,man he's a legend travis barker,fookin amazin drummer paul booth,crazy tattoist who's yours?
  5. heyt as the topic say's...... saturday the 1st october natural eiter addingham or shiply sunday the 2nd street either leeds or wakefield not decided yet but i got a couple of friends down from scotland(fraser and danny)need to make it a goodun from em. i hope the usual folks can make it(you know the peeps i like riding with) (cap?,stan?chris?rossi?timmy?wayne?bucky?lovvatt?flash?carl(where are you these days?)? and anyone else oh iv'e taken it for granted that you'll be here mike..hardcore to the bone k dawg
  6. buck's alway's trying to get in big holes!!! yeh i heard bout that one,sounded a doozy!! kenny
  7. of course beatch you can sit on me face!
  8. why cause i got the looks!!lol nah man i ten years when yoou like my age where will you be? kenny
  9. righty all this talk of bails in a previous topic there are two that i'm lookin for the firts one is the classic that made it everywhere...the one of martin frika on his giant oh so many years ago the next one is of waynio in london a few years back on his pace on wet rails. can anyone help me find these classics?? mr kenny
  10. hey a scottish trial series would be good, i used to live in edinburgh there wasn't many places near the city for natural but there is cheeky woods an stuff. duncan are you a mate of danny's? i'm frasers buddy,they are both coming down to mine to ride pretty soon, mabey get you ass down here as i'm only like 8 miles from addingham and this shiply glen place.....uber natural!! and the street rules aswell(very good community of riders,luv em all!!!)
  11. hello i'll be there showing you how to drink and ride(mabey together?) oh i am a social munkey now!! can'twait to see everyone again(mr buck, mr wayne and co.)
  12. i'll be out from about 5 on as i',m worin till 430 kenny oh mike won't be out as he's in the us of a lookin for hats!!!
  13. mr kenny

    Fort Bill

    hey lads just like toi say i had a top weekend!! left on sat night as i got the flu an feel like shit.. catch up with you lot soon kenny(section 4)
  14. " Take a look around baby, yeah my whole crews ugly But we still got the most game, the most money The most hoes, the most honeys, it's so funny How you hate my f**kin' guts but at the same time love me From the Lincoln to the gold to the lowriding bike I always catch you hatin' but you know that you like What you see is what you get, nothing more, nothing less I'm chillin' smokin' chronic while you're chokin' on stress" the transplants-tall cans in the air "Tiny Voices" i've been all pinched up since saturday i've run my self dry of excellence 16 long years in-hale the bullshit in whatever i said on saturday whatever i did i'll do it all again 19 marks up walls each year one short fall of tiny voices, make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down what is this for ex-parking lot the dreamers go buy they never stop 20 plus 5 in let the youth cave in tiny voices, make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down tiny voices make things harder tiny voices make things harder everybody will be let down everybody will be let down everybody will be let down everybody will be let down tiny voices -boxcar racer My last girlfriend didn't like me thought she might be, Most likely a dyke she just didn't excite me, Lefty? Yeah but that was alright, She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright, My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony, I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company, Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her "L" now she's a flunky, So my love for her died quicker than a batch of Sea Monkeys, Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word, So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd, I'm white which goes with everything but I can come in any color, And I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother, But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy, And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like em' easy and hot and sweet like a Rice Krispie Treat, gee, You know what I really want in a girl? Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina, Women are like dog, doo, hear me through don't interrupt, It's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up, I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters, Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture, No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese, Preferably for me fat-free American singles only, I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner, Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner, Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat, If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap, Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough, No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up, Just independent like NOFX ,smart like Janeane Garafolo, She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know, Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System, gee, You know what I really want in a girl? Me, I need to find a new vagina, Any kind of new vagina, It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina, Kevin Klein? Kind of South Carolina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina, Vagina vagina vagina vagina. 3.14-bloodhound gang
  15. as the topic asks whats your favorite lyric from a song? heres one.(i have lots!!) "life is a gamble,make me a million dollas,make you an example" transplants "i wasn't born with enough middle fingers" m. manson "is there some one out there who feels just like me.....there is" boxcar racer "a cat like thief stole air from my lungs" boxcar racer "i bareley conquered,rarely came" blink 182 whats some of yours?
  16. looks like you lads had a top day. i gotta get to blackpool an ride i think. any streety stuff for the discerning fella? kenny ;)
  17. hey i'm defanatley gonna be there rocking the fort bill boat!!
  18. i just thought i'd say that cap got his long awaited lolly,and it was not throbbing and purple!!!! man it was good to see most the roadtrtippers on sunday and bring on fort bill,i'm trying to get as many of us up. living the dream with the hardcore elete!!! kenny
  19. 12 foot my arse!! darsay!! i recon minimum of 17 non trials forum mesuring tape i heard a good two seconds of kev shitting himself before he hit the water!lol
  20. sitting here just remembered that kid who was twatting his wheel off the fence in bristol trying to get the flatspot out what the fook! :( me blagging us into the campsite by saying i came all the way from edinburgh thinking i was staying there in my poshest manner!!lol
  21. man i never knew you cared :( :( got a giro havoc,it'll do the job!
  22. CAP nah man teasing anal engineer sausage jockey bum bandit
  23. hey stan, top vid man,although i'm not into natural you still got it!!! hope to see you soon,fort bill i think i wonna tartybikes t i'm xl hint hint! :(" nice one 5star
  24. man top respect for kev after seeing him yesterday,i put a face on but i got the shitters in me!!!i have bought a helmet!!!(cheers timmy) but kev is seeing the funny side of it what a guy(althogh he can't laugh from the busted rib!!) what a real leg end hats off to kev who is on his way to a speedy recovery. i think he should get a gu!!!
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