Dwarf Shortage

What's the general consensus on Alienware products, more specifically the laptops?

That was a definite joke haha! Girlfriend's being shitty with me because she's 'had to cancel' something because I'm pure skint, loads of others going, but apparently I've f**ked everything up because I literally have no money, mum/dad won't lend me money because I don't have a job, despite spending almost every day of the holidays so far looking for one. I've had to cancel loads of shit for her because work's popped up at last minute, holidays, days out, nights out, house parties, etc., but as soon as I can't make something everything's my fault and I get the shit from everything else that annoys her. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

'it was free so i took it ennit' - twattitude.

Is that a trials bike?

Sign in Subway at Manchester, also ha.

Could be Facebook bullshit but apparently something's starting in Burnley and Preston, and possibly Blackburn, my mates' Dad has started carrying his clay pigeon shotgun around in his car, ha.

Ride with one earphone in, both worlds of win.

Some melted cheese underneath all that as well, struggled to stop myself from eating it before I took a picture. Nom.

Alan Partridge, the odd bit of brostep, not binning shit I don't need and hoarding it away in my room, Fleetwood Mac, rat cars/bikes, etc.

My girlfriend's awful when it comes to asking questions about films, turned Inception off halfway through and gave it to her to watch at home.

I'm guessing the whole 'oh it works' thing is kinda the same as the weird Jesus channelling faith healing meetings they do in America, it only works because of how it's constructed, with music, ambience, the atmosphere and other's believing it works all lead you to feel something, Derren Brown did a documentary type thing on the faith healing shows, exposing them as scams and stuff, but with all the psychological stuff, decent watch if you're into that kinda stuff. But yeah, it's like witch doctor shit, 'let's gather 'round a table holding hands and chanting to summon the souls of our long lost ancestors', baha, call me close-minded but it's hard to believe people still believe in it in this day and age.

May have just f**ked up my life as I know it, and I don't even know if I can be assed sorting it out.

Watched this this morning with some mates, about 5 of us who'd never seen it, this girl walks in and says Would've been a sick film if she hadn't told us the entire plot twist.

Is this dinner lunch or dinner tea? Either way I'm having ice cream.

Top 5 Front birds: India Reynolds Rosie Jones Vikki Blows Holly Peers Melissa Clarke

My nearest Tesco always has Sunny D in the reduced fridge bit, winning.

And one of the fittest actresses to date.

Watched Donnie Darko last night, awesome film, was trippy as balls and I fecking hated that rabbit, kept thinking I saw it everywhere, had to watch Chicken Run after it to get it out of my head ha. Also watched Kung Pow, a weird parody of Kung-Fu films, complete with shitty dubbing and green-screening, another one of those 'so shit it's amazing' films. Got Mega Piranha lined up next, from the creators of Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus. I loves me some shit films.

I thought this, I was about to question him on that exact point, but I thought he'd get all serious and narky.

Is there more of a back story to this so I don't think you're insane, or are you just intensely flush?

I just mosey on through life, karma might be happening to me but I'm overly laid back, to the point when bad things rarely phase me enough for it to register, so it seems like my life's floating down easy street. Started talking to my ex the other day just out of the blue, so much bad shit in her life I can barely comprehend it or begin to imagine what it's like, was talking about how I don't get bothered by much and that I think her life's made me a little more appreciative of the good in my life that when something that would normally be bad happens to me, I'm just like, meh, could be worse. I don't think the thing in OP about Boardmasters/cycling is karma, it's more just shit luck. I thought karma was like, do bad things and you'll get a load of shit from the world, and do good things and good things happen to you, i.e. give money to a homeless man and win the lottery or some shit. Btw, you have an entire house for your bikes?!

Fall from a manual is nothing really, I've never really 'fallen', just come off and landed on my feet, when I tried going faster I fell off the back, scuffed my feet along the floor, tried to sprint to keep up with the bike and ended up jumping back on, all while keeping hold of the bars. Endo-ing until you go over the bars will be amazing. I suggest you do it. You could send it in to Mr T's Craziest Fools and become an hero.

b*****d.