MrMonkey

Just noticed the wallpaper, where were you the early 1900's?

I didn't have any pics taken of me, mainly because the food tasted like shit and it was the night of a big England match. I don't like football, yet they thought it was ok to bring a projector in and force us to watch it. Hooo f**king ray. They served us MELON for gods sake, how is that a starter I'd rather drink piss straight from a urinal.

Think of the crazy frog one as a motivation thing. Like you're racing against the twat on a treadmill, or chasing him.

Oh wow.. Look at her.... she's so amazing.............. A TV IN A LIMO that's so cool.

I laughed more at Mr MJ's post than the collective of the rest. So he doesn't think he's funny he actually is.

That sounds scarily dangerous (Y)

Mike you look like you're at the Oscars or something. Damn you and your richness of looks or something like that.

I know it's brilliant isn't it.

PORNO, or mod661's idea.

If it's pink, I'll buy one, I'll buy one if it has pink on it. I'll buy a t-shirt as soon as I get some money aswell. (Y)

We have loads of bog rolls around the toilet, so I just pick one up if it's not used. Then that f**king homeless stray of an andrex dog tries to nick it. Dirty fanny.

It was a pressure sensitive piano, the same type as the floor mat ones than your press. He couldn't of hit keys with big spongey balls.

2 lads were in a tent (No gay jokes) and one rolled over and slapped the other one around the head with a cupped hand on his ear (while he was asleep) and the slappee is now deaf in said ear.

Number 4 rocks, haha that's so cool.

It was a joke but ok then.

Yeh, but you have to understand if you say something, take the recent election, and people don't like it, they ain't gonna say nothing. They will criticise it's just a fact of life.

Don't say "HE" It's Mike Vallely. Goddamnit, he's so cool. Real Old school skater. But yeah he hasn't started or been in a fight since then, seeing as he's afraid of getting stabbed now that he has a kid and a wife, and it's 4 not 3. And I was generally talking about like younger kids 16 and below. And all of the same age. Not Mike V versus 4 19 year old college kids who thought they'd give it a go.

OMFG you're so cool I've just shit my pants you said yawn. You really wanna continue this or would you like me to let you surrender?

Yeh I agree with Luke on this. Three guys against one no matter what martial arts you studied unless your Bruce Lee won't run unless they're like a fresh poo. So soft they're running.

They'll bring out expansions every 3 months which you have to pay for. Which pretty much make it a subscription. Just so you know.

So you would shoot them then? Colt 1911 .45 Cal they won't stand up again but they might not die. It's fair.

Who are you talking about? Next time don't show your picture/s. They will get looked at, people will say things. Like Ali C and his Lurvly beard. Don't complain when someone says something about you, it obviously upset you before you say you don't care, or else you wouldn't of been on the defensive then the offensive. So remember, don't give what you can't take. And don't post pictures if you're afraid of criticism. I would post mine but I... well I dunno so I'll post it now. Shazamm. Sideburns for the win.

Purely cool, underage drinking. Syrosis (sp?) of the liver for the win.

No no no. That's what you want, oldy but a goody (Y) KERCHING.