MrMonkey

YES I AM SEXY HOMOSEXUAL, can I bum you please, oh it would make my day, ramming your tight arsehole until my cock comes out your mouth. Holy shit I have an ingrowing toe nail. To be honest being cocky to chavs makes them back down, if you give as good as you get they don't wanna go. Obviously you haven't tried it. I am indestructable in an argument so yeah who cares about that, everyone knows it. I would advise in future you say shit because putting a "1" there didn't make me think "f**king hell that makes the word so much clearer now", now back to my point, try to type like an intelligent human being, capital "I"s for a start, but your first post read this. Gonna edit LOL I forgot the shit you spouted. "i don't see what ur problem is with chavs. you do get the annoying chav that thinks hes hard and trys nicking your bike once in a while, but still you shouldn't tar them all with the same brush. the guy that made this topic is a gay though" I didn't see one mention about anything to do with generalising chavs with thieves in that post. I DO see you saying that he should generalise all chavs together though, yet a bad reputation does come from repeat incidents, Trials Riders aren't a menace to old ladies because we don't generally do that. But you do decide to call him a gay for no apparent reason, when he clearly isn't, therefore you GENERALISE him for what he has said, as gays often make posts asking where their bikes are. C'mon let's make this fun and post again. Or listen to the advice :-

Yeah I typed out a post then realised my girlfriend comes on the forums so I better leave it :D :- I wasn't gonna say anything rude honest ^_^

I'm still pretty imaginative, don't need porn one might say. I can also see myself from outside my body inside my head, and I can see others. It's like having a big brother cam or something. It's cool.

My big penis joke got ripped off twice and Em wait until you see whales in thongs, that's when you know it's Summer ahhh the beauty of a thong between to king size matress arse cheeks.

I'll talk with anyone bar my parents about masturbation etc though. Maybe I'm just weird, or maybe my massive penis gives me confidence.

How can an image pass through a wall, to create an image the "thing" needs potential energy and kinetic energy which would stop them from passing through a wall. That's the theory in action (Y) The only way it could possibly come about if you saw something in a different dimension some how and in some impossible way.

My right canine is flat my left one is pointy, that's because I bite with the right hand side of my mouth. I don't gnaw stuff or anything (Y)

Worse thinking about your parents walking in on you having a tug over gay porn, or horse porn.

If you move or do anything it will know where you are though, it'll sense the vibrations etc >_< Hope you're still feeling safe (Y) HE'S COMING FOR YOU!!!

While we're all obssessed with these things see who can find the cheapest powerball. Winner gets nothing. But still something to do for 10 minutes (Y)

We've had our storm, lasted about 2 hours now it's roasting again (Y) Great.

Did you witness the event?? If not tell me how you know it's true.

The temptation is to say was it a ginger ice pop (Y) But I decided against it. And I will say this, if she offers her eye to you she must be interested as she won't be able to judge distances for the rest of her life.

Maybe it was a unicorn.

Damn yeah a name just makes that bike ride shit. Like a pair of shoes with a crap name like eS on them makes them so uncomfortable, stop talking your shit before you start eating through your arsehole.

But science is for people who see things and still don't believe (Y)

Helps strengthen muscles, extremely good if you break your wrist or damage your shoulder in a similar way as it builds those muscles to support it.

Master Debater works about 1000 times better. But ok.

Thunderstorm where I am now.

Something to do with if they can pass through walls they have no kinetic energy, but that would mean they would not show up as an image nor would they be able to make sound. (Y)

Yeh same here, nice still air. That doesn't move at all, it's great. Breathing in the same air until you move your head.

LOL Can you imagine if it was though.............................. BOING.

Had it one year on a day, I sneezed a bit, although I sneeze alot anyway. So I dunno might of been that. But nope never get it really.

This is like that "Has anyone seen my bike" bollocks in the NMC, but you lot have accepted it because it isn't a new member. (Y)

Definetely agree with that one, and your avatar still scares the crap out of me.