MrMonkey

f**king no bitching. As most of you know I've left school instead of doing shitty A2 work, so what part time jobs do you do. I only need one for 3 weeks just to get some money and stuff. So nothing long term, nothing shit like a paper round I mean proper jobs. 2-4 days a week, not 9-5 or anything stupid. Don't mind working at nights etc. Any ideas?

Bwahahahahaahaa when he was on the rock at the end. Guess that's what happens when you're so good. God punishes you.

Or the police could have guns and shoot the driver.

Line I used dunno if it's been used before but I tried. "I don't know if I'm in love with your or not because I don't know what love is, but the feeling I have right now is one I never want to end." Oh yes, cheeeeeese.

"Oooo suits you sir"

Compare it to his arsehole though.

Or maybe it's a skinhead with no hair at all? Who knows.

Right got it now ;) Still got the idea of someone doing the equivelant of a moonwalk on a bike and on a wall.

I'm glad this sandy arsehole broke my fall.

But look at the suspension on that goat and all the fur would keep your legs warm in any weather. It'd probably get more street cred aswell :P

That's the goat ;) I'd pick that goat over that skoda though, it looks cool.

Oh yeah I got you, I was imagining someone launching it backwards then doing a wallride backwards :D

Best bit was where he sort of hopped over the triangle thing but rolled down the otherside with his front wheel, dunno why just looked uber cool ;)

I put the milk in first once, the tea bag didn't work at all because it was cold. It sucked my tea was white. ARGH tea annoys me so much. I would slap it but I can't, because I don't have a tea plant ;)

How can you fakie wall ride?? Or do you mean going with your right/left side facing the wall instead of your left/right side? Not going backwards ;)

Skoda, head on collision = skoda winning..... against the goat anyway.

Damn that must of been very short and like a jelly then.

Better than a sheep as it has horns you can hold.

His sexy bum?

White people may not be able to jump, but they own trick shots :)

Don't sound anything like QOTSA though, anything at all :)

If it is one of them tell me which one it is :)

What's the song at the end, it ain't on the play list thing at the end. It was on one of the CKY videos aswell :)

Argh ze f**kers, I downloaded all 150MB or whatever of all 3, 1 just didn't work and between the other 2 I had about 1 min of footage, cock smoking cherubs :) From what I saw though it looked good.

:) It is a type of humour just hard to convey through words, I tried it a few times, never goes down well.