MrMonkey

Teachers have a go at you for not spelling properly to help you, we're trying to help him get validated. No but I am psychic.

If he's typing he should be able to write, therefore he should be able to construct a decent sentence, you don't need to press enter everytime you put a full stop aswell. The spelling of YOUR isn't that hard, but saying ur is f**king annoying. Find the deliberate spelling mistake.

Anytime, how can you not know about the Clash though, Joe Strummer argh argh argh argh. :P :blink:

Rock the Casbah, by the Clash. Rock the asbo lol. Asbos weren't around when the Clash were. Search it or something (Y)

Oh so you want a piss taking match, well let me see, I see you can spell some things, also your spelling and general sentence structure has got better since I made my post. So that means you either A are trying to impress me or B like most knob head NMC members trying to make me look a fool and impress other members. Most other members don't seem to take much notice of this, but still, it's either A or B. You'll say it isn't becuase you're Mr Macho but I know I'm right. Don't I? Wanna smoke some Monkey pole, or want me to carry on :S (Y) By the way if you want a job join the circus, clowns, especially of the illiterate kind are needed.

Don't get a b=ner, is that some sort of algebra that if I work out I'll know what you said. It ain't some mistakes mate, you can't type in f**king basic English. It's the end of your job prospect world.

Didn't put much effort into his sentence either, jesus I still don't know what it actually says.

Widescreen to the max (Y) Anyway just search google for it.

E Bay bazzaam Take a gander at that.

You keep saying all this money, one of the things proposed was to wipe clean the debt Africa owes, that involves no money. Haha like their gonna do that though.

Anyone fancy a game now, Source like not that poncy noob rubbish. Source anyone (Y)

You know now (Y) Ain't I a pro player (Y) (Y)

So will I (Y) With 4 days of playing experience, I shall hopefully win something this time :S (Y)

I hate it when people say this, but on this occassion I think google would be your best bet (Y) I don't mean this in any sort of gay way, but I think you could find some good tutorials (Y)

No, so only pics of your bike are in each topic, so you search for a person's topic in that forum section and it'll have pics of their bike in there with other people's comments.

If there's a massive change in your bike and it isn't just a frame change like loads of stuff then yeah, or if you have some cool prototype component. But otherwise I'd rather not see. Or have a section like the references section, each person has their own topic to post pics of their bike. Or something.

FOLD FOLD FOLD, I love folding because I'm a noob (Y) I can be winning one minute then I will completely lose the next. It sucks.

I live in St Helens, I smash all, we beat Australia BWHAHAHAHA, we ain't as good now, but still. I can hold onto my Australia beating thing.

That's by far the coolest tie ever, if only you were wearing a suit completely that colour, then you would of looked like I would of looked.... But I didn't give a toss. So I looked like a bell end.

I keep making stupid mistakes, like I was the second best player on a table and I was only down by 5, then the person who was 5 above me went all in, and I followed. I knew that they must of either A had good cards of B been bluffing, but I just followed like a baboon. SHIT. Ahhh well.

Yeah saying the SQL is broke or something (Y)

Is the site down for anyone else or is it just me?? Thanks in advance (Y)

Basically the best hand wins, on the betfred ones you get 2 cards and 5 communal cards, with your 2 cards or 1 of your cards or none (but that would imply no-one can win if the best hand is in the 5 communal cards) + any of the 5 cards you need the best 5 card hand. Say if you had 2, 3s. Then the first 3 communal cards came up, there's a 3 in there, that means you wanna stay in, as usually 3 of a kind will take MOST peoples hands as it's a pretty good hand, but if the last 2 cards come up and there's another 3 you wanna put all yow money in there, as it means 2 of the cards in the communal 5 are helping you one hell of alot, whereas the others may not be gaining very much from them. But take a look at the other 3 as they may be 3 of the same suit or possibly part of a flush. Just look for the different hands, I've picked up a fair bit just playing in the fun ones (Y)

When's the next free roll?? So I can give it a go and hopefully win some mula :D

Or maybe you're doing something wrong, or maybe people have different opinions. Holy shit it couldn't be the latter that would just be out of this world. (Y)