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MrMonkey

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  1. I was against the war at first, but after about a day it seemed like a good idea, WMDs or not.
  2. Reasons why the French would do it. Show that UK's security is lacking possibly give them a chance to get the Olympic hosting changed. Reasons why arab folk would do it. We've been obliterating them for the last few years.
  3. Maybe all of those things are true, I do like man porn aswell, I want to bum Corish, but he can't handle it.
  4. I wonder if immigration laws will be tightened. So it isn't like a flood, it's more like America/Australia were we pick the cream of the crop, take the people who will help not hinder etc.
  5. Yeah it couldn't of been an Arab, because the IRA never said they bombed places.
  6. Maybe I am a failure, I dunno. I wouldn't want to start an argument about whether or not I am a failure.
  7. Maybe in some ways. Maybe all of them I don't know. But still. I won't argue.
  8. Don't make me bum you Mr Hard Knock.
  9. I think if we caught them they'd get the death penalty aswell, terrorists would be classed as a threat to the nation and monarch, therefore I think the death penalty would come about.
  10. Maybe I'm just poor then (Y)
  11. Yeah but a spade is wood, that's why you can spit on your hands for that. Whereas a brake lever is metal, or some gay plastic or something. So I dunno how it'd give you more grip.
  12. I want a recount, also a democratic process (Y)
  13. Mark said it wasn't him, I don't think the george would of done it. Oh my god, who was it (Y)
  14. For f**ks sake, Danny I know it was you. Goddamnit. I'll get you back one day. THE PEOPLE LOVE ME. Those people who lose jobs got the turd covered end of the stick. I am annoyed at the negative number of people who want me to be president, but I have a feeling there may be rigging a foot, as the people who voted No amass nearly 200%.
  15. If that fox is a nuisance, then yes, if the fox is just generally going about it's business then no, it shall not be hunted. And only humane methods of hunting shall be used.
  16. I've never heard of anyone dying of that disease I can't spell either, but ok, I shall put that disease I can't spell treatment on the NHS. Or something. There would be a vote for people, whom are in the public eye and whether or not they should wear clothes, only members of the opposite sex can take part in the vote. A vote for each person will be held annually so one year they make be naked but the next year if the populus is displeased they would forcefully clothe them again.
  17. Depends who was wearing the fox suit (Y)
  18. If it's consented sex, it's ok, unless it's some f**king gay kiddy fiddler sex, those mother f**kers can burn. Freddy Kruger Styleeee.
  19. What the f**k (Y) Why would I have to bum Tony Blair if I won in a general election.
  20. I think it was the WMD he has been talking about sabotaging his bike, GODDAMN YOU BIN LADEN IN YOUR SECRET CAVE.
  21. So would you vote for me as your leader. Most of you know my views, I ain't a f**king nazi before anyone puts that one on me. I won't vote for obvious reasons. Just wondering. (Y) You also don't have to like me to vote for me, you can ask questions about how I would deal with things, like a real press confrence and stuff.
  22. Just watched Mike V's Greatest Hits have we. Yeah, I wouldn't want to fight him as he'd beat the shit out of me. I'd like to fight anyone who's took the piss out of me or hurt me in the past. Let's see how they like it when I want to fight, grrr, rawr all that shit.
  23. Heh heh I get a buzz cut once a month to two months, then just let it grow. Oh neah shaggy to the max.
  24. Period drinking man in a cape.
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