MrMonkey

f**king HOB NOBS for the tea dipping win. Specially the chocolate ones, oooo I could just cum on.... I mean dip one in some tea now.

My penis

Un chat et une chien. Or something like that, 1 cat and 1 dog.

He might of gone higher but he didn't land so it didn't count.

He has been described to have balls the size of "church bells". So he may have a brain, but his large and cumbersome balls override it.

Right click, and save ze link.

Video of 5th attempt Think of the force on his knees. f**king hell.

Innit indeed. Why add that word I don't know. But I'm sure you did meet alot of "girls" :P I'm only joking. Or am I (N)

Found some pics of Danny Way's jump over the Great Wall Of China. Launch Ramp (N) Actual Jump. Top Notch.

Looks a bit old for you that's all (N)"

20" wheel, it's definetely around 30".

Same thing. I don't care enough for those films, I just remember Live and Let Die, that film rocked. With that bus that got cut up and shit. Cool.

That your date (N) f**k me that was a bad joke, I don't think Simon was saying you look 10 because you're short, you just look younger than 16. Grow some facial hair or something. I can pass off as being 20 :P Just have to make sure I look scruffy but not if you know what I mean. Edit: Yeah shot f**king well done Monkey.

That's the shittest picture ever for a caption comp but ok. Ponting Guy: My knob is bigger than yours............... I looked last night.

Scythe.

MI-5 is actually real though, the people who James Bond works for.

Duck.

again

Gobbledeegook.

Traffic Cone.

Rolling pin lodged in my arsehole.

Should of stayed in No Doubt (Sorry they're getting long)

I don't think JT! realises you're a bit older than the rest of us on the forum that's all. I mean that in a none offensive way.

The shit is

Michael Jackson, a HE HE.