MrMonkey

Looking at 90% of your posts I'd say you do an all (Y)

Yeah but he said his new keyboard had the keys in different places. (Y)

Yeah but lying is something not many people accept, especially when it's to make you seem better than you actually are. (Y)

Yeah, but he was obviously backwheeling double decker buses no footed when he first sat on a bike (Y)

I've just been outside ;) So if someone continually harasses me do they get the same treatment or is it just make an example of someone, hmmm I wonder (Y)

No, you just have an actual penis for a face so you have trouble sensing humour don't you my bum buddy. With your sexy tight arsehole. Rawr gimme some bum sex.

Wouldn't that be just as sad, if not sadder than my current empire (Y)

Nah, you're the twat. You lied to make yourself feel good. 3 days and 4 foot is impossible pretty much. So stop speaking the cow poo and start telling the truth. We'll find out you lying pile of horse manure.

I think my girlfriend would disagree :P Nothing to do with the topic. But ok. And would you really want more of me running around (Y)

You do realise the height of your power is based on your number (Y) As in when you joined. So you can be Team Monkey - All powerful ruler and I can still beat your ass with the name Dickwad. :P Muahahahahahahahaha.

I was having a wank in the back garden over my dog.

double you, tee, eff?

Wrap it round his head for everyone on TF. And Mr Bennifer, he tried to pass off a 5600 something as a top of the range graphics card (Y) Saying it would run Doom 3 on full graphics, but couldn't tell me what resolution he ran it on. He also blames his new keyboard for his bad spelling.

Yeah, poor Gill Bates, it was pretty small and definetely soft. *Names have been changed to protect the innocent and soft's identity.

Little fact about longhorn, the name actually originated from this time Bill Gates and I were in the showers together. I slipped and my penis slapped him right across the face and he said "Oh dear you have a longhorn" I then went on to say "Yes I do, why don't you call your next Microsoft build that?" then he said "What a marvelous idea, but this meeting must remain confindential." I don't care if he finds out. He'll just sue me for more money than I'll ever have.

It's going well isn't it (Y) My anal domination shall commence soon.

Still can't get games here though, that was my main point, but meh sure it will go unnoticed. Until now of course.

General bell end, currently suspended. Just check most of his sale posts, someone says something he tries to say how it's better than it is etc etc. Or just generally wants to have a shouting match.

American imports, therefore you have to buy all your games from America.

Better for gaming, uses less CPU and Ram and shizer, puts everything on the back burner if a game is running and stuff.

Yes we all have them, as they come out in September (Y)

You saying I'm crazy (Y) I'll show you crazy, crazy I'll show you. Yoda styleeeee boyzzzzz.

LOL indeed, it's mainly a piss about. But if I don't want you in I will get you out :P But I don't mind most people being in. Just a bit of a laugh, and someone said I was lame for doing it goooooodness gracious. Custom member titles are so lame. I know who the majority are, but I just can't be bothered thinking (Y)

Anyone with Team Monkey in their member title, and some others who are nameless, but wanted to show their respect to me (Y)

Included in those so called TF comedians is a Mod and an SM. So no comedy there. Whap Whap Whaaaaaaaa.