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MrMonkey

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  1. HAHA, can you imagine if it was the other way around. The white kids banging the desk would of got rollocked for being racially abusive. Ahhh what a wonderful world.
  2. MrMonkey

    Smoking

    Because it kills most people before they get a chance to get old (Y)
  3. Because I am always right, you less mortals will never understand though.
  4. Oh noes, now everyone knows my warn level (Y)
  5. My IP changes every time I reconnect.
  6. Because I'm obviously a homosexual.
  7. Mmmmm, keep talking dirty to me Corish, I'm gonna cum any second now.
  8. Everything I do is special, didn't you know.
  9. Why not big boy, your smooth cock, filling my ass.
  10. Yes, I take a great interest in myself, such as what I do, eat and breathe. Is that a bad thing? And Corish, I told you the whale cock is biologically possible.
  11. MrMonkey

    Python Rider

    He has a reason too, you don't.
  12. You're so f**king stupid. If you stop posting so will I, deal?
  13. I bet I could post more crap in 15 minutes than the crap I post throughout an entire day if I wanted to. It's not hard to post crap.
  14. Please don't use words you don't know.
  15. That seems to be everyone's argument towards me. Maybe I can make that thought come a reality, and actually go outside. As you don't know me, maybe I do it all the time. It's quite a tired argument, I'm sure by the time I've posted this saracen will of come up with a quick witty comment that I'll reply to, then you'll call me an idiot again and say I should go outside or something like 80% of people who start arguments with me say. (Y) And saracen if it's between you and Jim, why you going to stand in front of his house with other people.
  16. I pointed something out earlier in the thread, I had abuse thrown at me. I'm sorry but I enjoy the argumentative side of the forum. It's a little bit more interesting that the boring bollocks some people post. And saracen person he could just shut the door on you.
  17. Why would he give it back if you weren't gonna do anything, innit bruv.
  18. And if you do that, expect to be in jail for the next 3ish years with your friends. Don't drop the soap either. Make sure you have some money an all, sueing usually takes some mula from you.
  19. HAHA, a giant walking, talking penis on the forum.
  20. Fold it in half and send it back (Y)
  21. f**k me your's a word. I know it is Bum Dass, but it's just a case of I know where to use words unlike some folk. Not naming you or anything, but you don't know where to use 'em. (Y)
  22. No, you mean. "You're a f**king idiot." Spelling and grammar and main parts of my intellectual diet.
  23. I don't know Jim, but if he pays me well enough I will. I'd even do you put you'd have to pay more. Licky licky big daddy.
  24. How does a bear fit in your mind? Small place for a big animal.
  25. And you aren't an English Scholar, but you're speaking English, now shut up. f**king hell.
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