MrMonkey

The Shawshank Redemption. Black Hawk Down.

2 Fellas somewhere in America, both Irish, get pissed off with the Russian mafia, kill them all pretty much, Billy Connoly ends up being a top Assassin and is their dad. Pretty awesome film.

I feel sorry for trials if that's it's home.

Boondock Saints. American History X. I know you said one.

I can think of ONE highly sponsored skateboarder, and I can't think of any in BMX or Inline. So yeah, I think Trials is doing something a little wrong.

Thanks for that, some more time wasted of reading something I didn't need. That's what I mean, how many people have met Luke and his forced humour on TF? I'm guessing you two and that's it.

No-one posted, at all. Until now, it isn't funny. It may be if you knew him, but most likely not as it's just a case of "I'll try as hard as possible to be funny" and it shows in a major way.

The f**ker won't load for me goddamnit.

That post died on it's mother f**king feet. Wow what a strange paste I just made. :P

There may be a small amount of conversation before and after.

Read her profile, if that isn't a turn off I don't know what is. And no, not the spelling you weirdos.

You're retarded, as you just got my point, but before that you feel the need to talk some shit about anomolys.

:- He was high on my list of people to do it, I would of but my girlfriend comes on the forum at times :P So my testicles would of gone walkies.

Bah, they're all retarded. It's just because most of them can't type. If they could they'd all be in by now.

It's obviously what happens to Danny when reading NMC. :P

I was waiting for a reply similar to that from someone :P

But I got validated at 14. It ain't that hard.

Yeah, I guess so :P I reckon we could get more in there, like a pineapple, or my head.

I think you could get a fist in there...... Oh shit wait, on the lever yeah sorry. It's 3 and 2 though :P

Do age ranges have bed times or soemthing? I'm 17, the last 3 nights I've gone to bed at around 4AM, does that mean 50 year olds sleep one a year?

So if they ain't as good why does it take a guy to be 100x better to get sponsored, but a girl gets it for being that 100x worse? I do realise that makes no sense.

We can't start a fight with poverty though can we.

What the hell is up with the sponsorship in Trials? Basically I've been watching many videos recently and seeing riders who are pretty under par that are sponsored. Ok, they're mainly girls. Now shush before you say I'm sexist, and I do realise girls are never gonna be as good as guys, and don't call me sexist for that either, because the female body is not built for as much physical punishment as the male body. I can see why companies are doing it, to try and make trials seem like a more lady friendly sport. But on less you're on some hefty drugs you can see it isn't, it requires alot of explosive power, something that you don't usually see in sports females play, even if you push the boat out to Rugby, it does involve strength but it's more enduranced based. Anyway back to the point, sponsorship should be skill based, sex, or sexual preference, shouldn't matter. This isn't a dig at anyone or anything, and you can't say it isn't because I want to be sponsored. As I don't ride :P Nevertheless, I think this is a pretty major problem, as girls may see another girl riding and think "Wow if she's that good and is sponsored it can't be that hard." Then see guys riding to a much higher standard and they'll be put off the sport because they'll think "Well if she's sponsored and is only that good, to make myself an equal to a guy I'm going to have to be amazingly good." It might bring them into the sport but they aren't going to stay. I mean no offence to anyone, this was not a direct attack. More of an attack towards the people who are sponsoring people because they are a minority. Also to gather views, I know what most of them are going to be. Some bullshit about how it encourages them to ride more, if they need to be sponsored to ride more maybe they shouldn't ride?

The way it's meant to be :P I already see a joke, if only MrMonkey wasn't there. So don't use it.