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MrMonkey

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  1. Muse. (Our Time Is Running Out)
  2. Phwoar, that thing'll probably weight a tonne. So I'd advise just practising trackstands, then practice em switch footed. Maybe try and get it on the rear wheel, but then when you get your Leeson if you use the same amount of strength you might do a few backflips. (N)
  3. I hope you're having a f**king laugh. (N)
  4. And crying, don't forget that bit.
  5. No, because you weren't riding it.
  6. Because I don't drive I purely go off aesthetics. So yeah, what can you do. I know what I'd buy. And it would be an Aston Martin.
  7. So you've driven a motorbike illegally? Tut tut.
  8. Well obviously the Aston Martin as it's worth more in the first place, so I could sell it and get a semi decent car, then you can pay the running costs etc for that. Is that the Atomz Aerial thing Rich?
  9. What the f**k. Anyway, maybe he'd just been sleeping with someone. So he had to take his clothes off. :-
  10. Wow another Aston Martin pile of shit. I'd rather have a Smart Car than an Aston Martin. Urgh there's so many better cars in the world.
  11. I'm tempted to go to Let's all learn how to type team. But I'll leave it.
  12. Yet our money is not green, GANGSTA, or should I say WANGSTA. I call things by their names, I call a poo a poo, I call a wank a wank. If it has a name I shall respect it's name and use it.
  13. That was the problem, I needed the loo so I asked my mate to get it for me, and he said with nothing on, and he even heard some fella say to the fella making it that's supposed to be plain. f**king fanny, my mate was getting his drinks that's why he didn't know. :S
  14. I'd sponsor my own trials team, Ooooo yeah. Team Monkey of course. So sorry for you people in Team ANTI Monkey, in my imagination I'm pelting you with tomatoes.
  15. It be through MSN.
  16. So I wouldn't have to even bother paying them loads. How cool :S
  17. That's what I thought, but I guess a port has to open for it to send info, so I ain't sure.
  18. MrMonkey

    Web Cameras

    Okay dokay, my girlfriend's parents believe that web cameras allow viruses to access your computer. I would like to know if this is possible or not. So PC Boffs let's clarify this. Thanks in advance ladies.
  19. Crash Course in driving, pass in a week or whatever, get a Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500, offer a company a huge sum to insure me. Oh yeah. 50k a year to insure me on it or something stupid.
  20. Like that gay drummer out of Def Leppard, man I hate him.
  21. MrMonkey

    Not Again!

    They are compiling a black list. I don't know the details though. I heard it on the news yesterday.
  22. The thread isn't getting stupid, it's just a disagreement that has to be solved by WAR.
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