MrMonkey

Ain't those straps on those thongs supposed to go on your hips not your shoulders. No wonder they look like they're in pain.

The f**k kind of measurement do you want? I think being a pound or two out isn't anything to shit your pants about. And if you can't hold a bike's downtube vertically you must have some mental problems. If you put a tube that's say an inch bigger in diameter than another tube and weight it holding it vertically by having the tube around it I bet the weight wouldn't be much different to it's actual weight.

These people say ok too. Joe Bloggs. Jimminy Cricket. Adam Sandler. Mohammed Ali. Jim Carrey. Calvin Klein. George W Bush. Tony Blair. See where I'm going with names alone don't work. You dumbasses.

Your point was I would feel different about the whole thing if my mum/sister/female I know was raped. I said, if the law is passed and it happened I would feel that, if the law hadn't of been passed maybe the rapist would of got his fantasy fulfillment through porno instead of the female I know. Your point isn't a point, it's an opinion. A point would of been something along the lines of, if they don't have this porn to influence them it may stop them raping altogether. Which we all know is bull shit. Movies don't make killers, if anything Killings influence movies.

Well not necessarily, because if this law is passed then maybe just maybe someone will get raped by someone who would of got their rape fulfillment by wanking over the porn. I like how I'm the dick but no-one else is. Wank shaft cock nibbler.

I have 2 White t-shirts the rest are black. I'd say I have around 20 t-shirts, 2 drawers full and some on hangers in me wardrobe. So yeah, lots o'black.

Don't lie Mr Silly.

We all do, this post has alot of views for the 5 minutes it's been here.

Anyways, wondering what you all think or certain types of porno being illegal to access. Not illegal to publish but illegal for you to actually access through the internet. It's supposedly to stop people going out commiting rapes etc by stopping people looking at videos of rape and what not. But I've been thinking about it, say if someone wants to rape someone and they do. Ok fair enough, but say if someone wants to rape someone but the porno satisfies them so they don't. What happens then if they stop them looking at it. They're f**koed. And if people can commit rape I doubt porno makes them do it.

Always wanted a remobeably seat.

Boring now, I couldn't give a shite, all I know is Simon is nice. I ain't nice to him though just to keep my mean streak up. And I don't care, so yeah, I was gonna type something, but I lost my f**king glasses and am well pissed off as I have to buy a new pair now. Bollocks fanny arse licker. You know it's love when you can get your cock out and put it on their shoulder while they sit at a computer then they turn around and don't scream.

I agree in general, but for some reason Eminem's song "Mosh" struck a nerve with me.

My girlfriend's dad was driving me home at 90 on the motorway while eating a sandwich with one hand and offering me some with the other, he also opened a bottle of coke and answered his phone. Not all at the same time, then a Lambo overtook us at warp speed. Wasn't remotely scared because he's a pretty awesome driver.

Looks like you were right Mark.

Goddamnit, you pussy.

the Simon? Mr Trials Shack himself. Amazing, so Angelfish loves Simon, did they know each other in real life. Or is this just all discombobulated.

Who cares what he thinks JT, I thought the medal was funny, and I thought the obvious pain it caused from that pathetic attempt of a post hilarious.

What have I missed here then? Death is funny.

Lemon juice of course.

Yet sex is an expression of love. (Y) Disclaimer: In some cases.

And I thought Black Gold was Oil.

Anything by Nirvana is awesome.

When you'd remove your own penis for them. Obviously if they agreed, they may want you to keep it.

But if you have a brain and you hold it between two fingers so the downtube is vertical you would know it isn't adding or taking any weight.

You posted in another post about this exact same thing, also don't you think it's a bit emotionless to ask it in such a lovely way. Cocknose. Edit: SEARCH.