MrMonkey

So what form of cocaine are you snorting good sir?

Ahhh it's all fixed, looked at the bottom of the disc, it had more shit on it than a public toilet seat.

I love the spelling of pathetic, perfectic. I thought you were saying it was a perfect argument. :P

Ok I bought Diablo 2 from ebay, but it's come and one of the discs don't work. What should I do? Obviously as it was a private seller the person won't have another copy and therefore I can't get him to send another one. Anyone got any solutions that I'll be able to get done today? I haven't tried cleaning the discs that may be the problem but I doubt it very much. Thanks in advance for the helpo.

I hate everything, so no-one can complain about my discrimination as it is fairly distributed to all :P

Touch her bum, Don't be shy, It might fall off, And squirt puss in your eye.

She's just the sort of person you laugh at uncontrolably and no matter how hard you try you just can't stop yourself.

It's been discussed twice what's wrong with her. She had Polio as a child.

Currently I'm mostly listening to the sound of my cock slapping my monitor.

When I tried them I found it hurt my wrist, and the joining inch or two of my forearm, but the rest was fine. Maybe I was doing it wrong, or maybe like everything else I am just too weak. By the way I got halfway up and fell.

Ooooo oooo, when I went to this break dancing thing to watch, while my friend was training this guy went on his hands and took his feet off the floor like balancing with his hands in a press up position but his feet off the floor and starting doing press ups. The frigging monster. Rawr, I would of gave him bum love if I could of took that power from him.

What are you all talking about. It was friggin' hilarious. The fact she had that umbrella that to me looked ripped. Oh dear lord I nearly shit my pants with laughter. I'm still laughing about it now and I watched it like 4 hours ago. :-

And our survey says, UH UH. The closer your arms are together the more it works your triceps, the further apart the more it works your chest. Anyways I can do about 40ish, but I do more weights but am starting to work in more press-ups/sit ups/pull ups and trying to lessen the amount I do weights. My friend's a beast though, he does 35 one handed pressups per arm a night. Then falls to sleep in about 30 seconds.

Dan be a sad act, like a tragic play. BUM DASS, Mr Koxx.

Look at all the Emos in clinically depressed (Y)

(Y) That was hilarious.

Then he realised he left the oven on. Has nothing to do with the picture, that's why it's so brilliant.

Or maybe, people are just generally happy most of the time so don't feel like saying how ecstatic they feel over wanking. Whereas a small thing can make someone angry such as the f**king postman and play combined making things shit. 3-5 days delivery my f**king arse.

He meant to say. Nice one, I tried that already. I was really hitting it when I tried. Just for those who thought it was gobbledeegook.

They go daisy chaining, in the manliest way. :blink:

See that's a proper song.

Slayer - Chemical Warfare. God there's some fannyish stuff in here.

My headphones never go past halfway. No matter what. Oooo I'm a big girly and obviously I don't appreciate my music because the pressure caused by the force of the air movement isn't discombobulating my brain.

"Oh my god the luftwaffe are attacking." That spelling is German, therefore I can spell it wrong.

What you should do ian is this, it'll make you much smarter. Pull the pill from an M67 Fragmentation Grenade (For maximum deadliness, but anything would do, a claymore mine would be great but quite hard to set off) then swallow it. But attach a pile from your arsehole to your mouth, so just incase you shit it out so quick it doesn't blow up inside you, it can just roll around back into your mouth. :) Job's a good 'un.