MrMonkey

Anything that's comfy and feels solid. So no foam hats.

After 10 mins of your birthday you say it's nearly over, either learn to tell the time, or learn how long is in a day.

Haha the fact it's a little kid makes it so much funnier. :ermm:

Go get your phone fixed? It won't be that hard. Take it to a independent phone shop, the one near me can fix water damage if it isn't super bad.

LMAO, Can you imagine if she would of been doing that tap shit, then she started break dancing. That would be freaking awesome.

What's brown and helps to build dams? Black people in New Orleans. Phwoar bet you thought I was gonna say beavers. If you can't work it out, the bodies pile up in the water causing the water to stop thus creating a dam. I just made it up so please DO NOT mention me when reciting. As I'll have Kanye West all over my ass.

I see, I just made a guesstimation and that seemed most likely to be right.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Doctor, Doctor Who? How did you know?

Is it Ceng or C.Eng? Because I have seen the latter and believe it to mean Civil Engineer.

I have a feeling direct data capture is a taping on video, then indirect is capturing it on a memory storage device. But I am not 100% sure. Data can be kept safe via, passwords, encryption, firewalls, backing up copies. I did that at AS Level IT, because my teacher was shit and couldn't use excel.

Free arm bands for all blacks, and make them black so people don't mock them, because those orange ones would be obvious. :(

Yeah, what I do is, get pissed, smoke weed, shag 8 hoe's (I mean the garden implement not women.) And then boast to try and look cool.

Tardo, and nice spelling of white. Anyway, I was gonna say "Damn Niggers" and see what reaction I got. But I decided against it.

Bush just got owned.

You might aswell. Even if you only go once it's free. Just use some of the machines for a little bit or something (Y)

No, he's a loser dumb dumb. f**king nora, you're a proper 'ard 'tard.

Yeah, then call charges are ontop of that aswell.

Nah, I was going to become an engineer, but when I went for the interview it turned out I was going to be a Mechanic but at a factory instead of working on cars (Y) So I thought fob that off, and I'm doing a Forensic Science course now. I'd say the complete opposite of Mark, and try and do a course at college in Engineering. But if you do some Unis may think that as a qualification that the course would be better to get on an Engineering degree but worse for everything else. Whereas if you did A Levels and you changed your mind you'd have a much easier time getting on a different course.

Become an Engineer.

It may be music, but the quality of that music is low.

I'm pretty much a scouser and I don't understand. Anyways S.O.A.D have released consistently amazing on an astronomical scale albums of awesomeness. By the way did I say that no other band bar Nirvana has been as good since the creation of me. Or time for that matter, although one may say I am more important than time itself.

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, You know the rest, And the monkey's in the zoo.

We can only hope you watch it and it scares you to death.

No, it's not according to him. It's according to the music populus who know what music is. :P

This isn't a sale ass molester. You're the noobie.