MrMonkey

Yep well done (Y)

CATS, not us. Cats land in a perfect way, standing up isn't a perfect way to land. People who free run will know at a jump of over 8ft landing without rolling causes damage. That's 2 feet higher than my height. Don't talk like you know what you're talking about, it's moronic and badly informed.

Oh yes, definetely the right person to listen to. (Y)

Wasn't really aimed at black people, more the Asians (as in Idian people from Asia, not Chinese/Manchurian etc) who complain we don't teach their language/religion/cooking or whatever in our schools. Then they cut themselves off in areas that are completely populated by Asians and force white people out (Don't say they don't) then complain that they aren't accepted in society. That's right, they are just a little bit thick.

I know, that's the whole point of my current phase of humour. It's so bad, because it's so forced. Not many people have got it yet. But meh.

Put me on ignore you PEEEE NARSE. And it was constructive, as Mark has blatantly said he would if he didn't have to go to work. So nur nur nur. And what's wrong with being a Gimp?

Phone them up you n00b.

Nah, Snappel be right. If the f**kers wanna complain go back to your own shit hole. (Y) Or mud hut as the case may be.

Maybe your twig and giggleberries have died. And that's why you can't feel 'em.

Do chicks dig no legs? Or what about splintered bone flying up into your pelvis and penis. Oh yeah, land up in a standing up position to own yourself with leg bone flying up everwhere.

Maybe you've been masturbating to hard so as your hand goes down it's been like punching your balls over and over. Like Mike Tyson. Jab jab jab jab jab jab jab jab, or Harold Shipman for that matter :)

Or a quicker way that doesn't involve finding an electric fence or waiting for him to piss, get a cattle prod and prod his knob with it.

We're just trying to make you feel better in what could be a serious matter.

APOLOGIES ARE FOR THE WEAK. If someone does not take a joke how it was meant to be taken AS A JOKE, it's their problem let them shit their own bricks about it. Who gives a f**ky doodle doo.

I like the noises he was making, sounded like a spastic cow. MRaodwmcoiengf. r,pfmepak fapef HELP eoimefpoae ME.

Too much ball slappage against arse me reckons.

I don't have a trials bike at the moment, so I ride cock everyday for at least 2 hours to keep me fit.

Bongo never posts anymore, but I have a feeling it happened to him in his wrist but the other way round. They said it was fine like a year later it turned out he'd broke it. Or am I wrong?

I'd wear those gnarly mother f**kers. And I ain't joking for once. If I can actually buy shoes like that, maybe not in that colour, a more vibrant pink would be preferred. LINK ME UP BIG DADDY.

I wouldn't of, but black man willy is far too big for Monkey's tight arse.

No, I landed on my back or the back of my legs in a sitting down position :ermm:

Oh my god, he must of had the leg strength of a snake, I can nearly do a full front flip on flat. :ermm:

Coming from the one who could throw me over his head and beat me up, oooo who's a cute little boy, coochy coo.

This thread is He Larry Oos, and my presence hasn't even been made. So f**king argue LADIES, ARGUE. *STIR STIR STIR*

What? You don't even understand the basis of English then do you. Ok, I'll leave you alone as that is by far one of the funniest replies I have ever got and I didn't provoke you or do anything. oh my god I must truly be a comic genius.