Well, it's mainly just a general me type of joke, but instead of saying it is, I'll try and make it seem like I do actually own EA by getting banned. It's more fun that way. Imagine I shot a person in the head in real life, that's the Real Life equivelant of owning someone online, therefore I have owned said person, then I would get sent to Jail, the online equivelant being Banned, so if I shot EA in the head, I would get sent to prison, being banned for owning them. Whoo didn't think I would of been able to piece something together.
And the thread has generated quite a bit of interest so I don't see how it's shit.