MrMonkey

Whatever, like I said it was more a joke type thing, but yeah. And I've seen many a worse thread than this. Many.

I know, that was about as good a comeback as kicking yourself in the balls.

And if not you could ask about them, they know what they are, you don't, and neither do we, so asking them would surely be better than asking us.

Well, it's mainly just a general me type of joke, but instead of saying it is, I'll try and make it seem like I do actually own EA by getting banned. It's more fun that way. Imagine I shot a person in the head in real life, that's the Real Life equivelant of owning someone online, therefore I have owned said person, then I would get sent to Jail, the online equivelant being Banned, so if I shot EA in the head, I would get sent to prison, being banned for owning them. Whoo didn't think I would of been able to piece something together. And the thread has generated quite a bit of interest so I don't see how it's shit.

Biff we all know you're a wanker, but now we know you're a gay wanker.

Maybe I misread, but I'm sure you're trying to take the piss and it has nothing to do with inquisition.

Oh dear, why do you even try anymore? I could go into details but that would be far too much time wasted on you.

I never get spots, because I'm a pro model. I am sex on legs in other words, therefore my image cannot be tainted by something you mortals come across :sick:

I bet that makes you feel special. Ain't you freaking awesome, Oh my god Tom I'll taste your head, just let me suck you dry.

Dunno about stickyness, but it sure tastes good. Mmmmm, spunkalicious.

Debate between me and some folk on MSN, who are also members here (Keep it on topic like :sick: ) Anyway, I have, they think it's slightly weird, meh. The story is, the girlfriend says it has a taste, so I tasted it and think it doesn't. It wasn't like a load full or nothing, it was just a bit on my finger, all in the name of love. So have you ever tasted your own man milk?

Just a little thing, stop going back to Nukes, or I'll post the ultimatum that no-one can beat. because it's turd if that's the best you can come up with, No Oxygen beats blast furnace as there's no oxygen for the fire to burn, morons.

From what I've read the Echo, but the new Heatsink one seems to look good aswell <_<

Did the trojan horse do any damage? No, a trojan is what the malicious file is inside.

Looks awesome, as in colour scheme etc, but who knows how well it rides. <_< That shifty face doesn't mean I do by the way, it's just the best face you can have.

My face, that'll help pull the ladies <_<

You post so much shit like this that's a complete waste of time, alot of the people who have been recently validated seem not to be able to think of good posts, or feel obligated to post, so they post crap like that, I don't give a shit if you second it, especially if you don't give a reason why.

<_< I didn't even listen, Hacked Paris Hilton Call, does she hold a computer to her head and make phone calls or something. Oh dear, Tapped possibly, not Hacked.

It's also the vid after "Dirty Tricks and Cunning Stunts." What about, "Sex Shop" that entices people to go in, and then you sell them a bike.

I can't see how it possibly would be a good time dancing like a pleb with a bunch of sweaty folk who are all pissed upto their eyeballs.

I have proof that you lie foo' you lie. I don't drink because I'm uber cool Monkey. UBER uber UBER Monkey mONKEY MoNkEy.

Someone mentioned it earlier. I think if you search you should find alot more detail aswell :rolleyes:

The bit were the paper towels hit his knob and he says "Lucky that wasn't hard................ not my dick the towels" Or something like that. f**king hilarity.