MrMonkey

I don't moan at NM for nothing, if it wasn't for me and a few others none of the f**kers would read the rules, I pretty much tell them the rules, a few, a few very exceptional cases, say "Oh sorry didn't realise thanks for pointing that out" and suddenly they get validated quicker. But people who dip their cocks in shit like yourself think you're right in someone else's forum. You say we think we know we're right all the time, but yet you say in the UCI style bikes "I'm right I can type in txt talk if I want, I'm above the rules" Don't say you don't, but I ain't gonna be arsed quoting you.

Look at me for a prime example, working at Bs and Cs in 6th form, got 2 Us and an E. Oh yeah baby. :)

Something to get the crowd going, Chemical Warfare by Slayer, or possibly Angel of Death if you vocalist can manage it :turned:

God was a rapist, Mary never consented to that sex.

Super pig to the rescue.

SOCOMS AND H&K G36 oh my christ. I've just came on my own eyeballs. Fair few DVDs in the background an all there.

But they're innocent puppies.

Only read the first paragraph, but can you prove that it isn't true. I know it can't be proved to be true. But it also can't be proved to be untrue. :turned:

I dunno why I put it there, but I don't say Tescos :turned: Probably just did it for some gay reason, the same way I type "the" and then change it to "the".

Okay, well next Thursday, dunno the date, D-L-B and myself are riding St Helens, wooo, :turned: anyway, if anyone wants to join us post here so we can find somewhere to meet up. Or if you need directions or something. Anyways have fun. Location On Multi Map :) Okay, possible change of plan, if it'll get more people out we will ride Liverpool, and if the weather ain't bad there on Thursday.

That the thing where they hit the animal's on the floor and skin em and they're still alive without any skin?

Longer lever means less force for more work. So shorter means more force for less work.

They aren't philosopical in anyway really are they. And you got one of them wrong, "There's only 2 things to be sure of in life, Taxes and Death"

Ooooh I just splurged in my shorts. (Y)

That's one enormous snake (Y)

The chain is pushing it against a spikey thing and pulling it away, that equals loss of finger. And Mr topic starter, did you go to the hospital? Because that'd have to be a bit on the gnarly side for you to pull it off, like bone deep sorta thing.

You do one piece of homework, a teacher has to mark it all.

That proves how unequal this country is. Can you see one white person in that photo? I know I can't, yet I know that quite a fair bit of our population is white. And this link beats the photo, CLICK ME.

It's gonna look exactly like the normal Ashton.

I fell out of a tree about 10ft down, when I was about 7, perfectly straight, so I hit my head, all down my back, and my tailbone as I'd fell backwards out of it so my legs and arms were trailing behind. It weren't that bad.

At my eld school all we got was shitty plays put on by other students, and some Muslim or a similar religion guy coming in and getting called Osama Bin Laden, as my school was shite.

As are you Mr Sexy, not many people send out free shit like you, would of thought your life depended on trying to give me stuff ree :D Charel is awesome, give him blow jobs.

Now imagine that was on a back wheel, and the bike was coming towards you, that's right, it's on the right.

I wish you had a very good English teacher to teach you how to speaketh the language.

I get the afro effect after just getting out of the shower, if my hair is longer than like 2mm it just turns into a giant helmet shaped thing on my head. It all stands up perfectly straight, I look like that bear with the yellow afro out of the hair bear bunch, just with brown hair. That fella. Or that dude.