MrMonkey

Check it out baby, my face is always twisted in that way aswell.

You saying I don't whore face (Y)

Stop saying scat, it doesn't mean shit, it means pornography involving waste materials.

You have my darling, you have.

Welcome to the wanker ranks among the NMC, you have just joined, Pete Wright. That's right, this man, aka the forum's biggest f**ktard. He can't type, he lies, he talks more shit than a herd of elephant's arseholes. What more do you want in a tosser?

What now? The one Tweek posted is of him not me :- I'm much more attractive.

DC are made out of rappers and pimps, but Nike aren't? Let him get what shoes he wants.

Which would prove my topic title right (Y)

But one called My Bike won't, surely the only thing more obvious than having your name then Bike after it.

But isn't the other one (Y)

Did you balls. Maybe at Nursery level. But nothing past GCSE. She wasn't just saying, she was owning.

I'd say in the last 2 weeks (maybe) I haven't made many tardy posts, but during this time I've still been temp banned and had 2 topics closed.

AHHHHH, why show it again WHY WHY WHY. (Y)

Pete's getting beat by a girl. AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. OWNED. And Pete learn how to read the English language, she didn't say you did ride, she said you don't have to ride said type of bike. Meaning that you don't necessarily ride said bike, but also no-ones forcing you into buying one.

Then you should realise that if the forums were being moderated properly it should of been seen. And it shouldn't be based on a hit and miss scheme.

Did you even read my entire thread (Y)

I smell something fishy, I know what the answer will be to this. "I just didn't see it. But it's like 10 threads below. So yeah don't lie. My Bike Pic thread. Another Bike Pic thread. This isn't a go at the guy posting in anyway. It's just a little thing I noticed, amongst the general dislike from most people towards me, that I have a funny feeling this was a case of not necessarily seeing both and only locking mine, but more a fact of not noticing the other, but as one is mine it was locked. f**k yeah.

They have their hair cut that way. They're naturally fluffy all over. :P

Like that sexy bitch? (The one on the right, not the ugly bird on the left) WHAT THE FRIG, THAT POODLE HAS A DICK, I thought they were all female.

It's nothing like that though is it, imagine a toilet full of shit (NMC) then one shit floats to the bottom (this thread) then another, smaller, shit nudges it back to the top. It still smells of shit, looks like shit, and is full of shit.

But what about if it's a slutty poodle, and it does a little pole dance. Maybe then it could be interesting (Y)

I didn't lose my place once, and the thread is shit, so surely contributing a little bit more shit doesn't affect it's overall appearence.

I think fishing line from one side to the other would work better, or cheese wire. Lops off the dog's legs, or at least makes it do a clingsman.

Because he's allowed an opinion on threads, if he wants to post that he can. And why were you reading it out loud? You could read it in your head, or do you need to let your brain breath.

As are you, but I don't get your point? Even if you're tryna say he's new he should of read the rules more recently then shouldn't he (Y)