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Get ready for a law suit when he gets his teeth caught in the asphalt.

SHAVE IT ALL OFF. I had epic long hair and shaved it off and it's the best thing I've done in years. James

Price wasn't part of the question though was it, and if we really were talking expensive he'd have said to get the Revenge brake... James

The only difference between a linear slick and a normal cable is the outer, the inner is exactly the same as any old thing I think, it's just the outer is braided in some way so it has a very low compression rate at the lever. James

Get. A. Life.

And so it begins.

MARK'S A SHEEP SHAGGING WELSH HOMO! A very clever one at that who appreciates the use of correct grammar and english on the forum, and doesn't appreciate lesser intellects challenging him.

I had an XT and the bushing on the pivot fell out and it wobbled like a whore. That was after about 2 months. Bought an XTR and the feel is about 100 times nicer, more solid and powerful. You can get them for 28quid (including postage)at alans bmx, with free lollies from so you might as well (Y) James

You know when you've done a good bunny hop because your arse scrapes on the tyre. That's obviously maximum tuck so will be as high as you can go realistically.

What's with spelling "The" incorrectly all the time??? Is it some computer orientated colloquial slang I don't understand?

Tilt that seat back a bit and raise the post and you'll have a fine looking steed there. For some reason when I see bikes with seats like that, to me it looks like they have downs syndrome or some kind of neurone disease. James

In this day and age, we either call them 'Bunny hops' or 'Pedal Hops', the latter you use your pedals to give momentum and the earlier you simply heave it up the wall using the classic bunnyhop technique.

Just out of interest Waynio, why do you write your post, sign off, then add more at the end (N) Sounds good Mike, looks as though you'll have a very worthy steed once the Magura's are on. I am very local to you (southampton) so you should come out for a ride one time with us, P.M me and I'll give you my number or msn or whatever and we can meet up. James

If we're getting silly, a continental supersonic on the front and a Maxxis single ply pumped up hard on the back would be very light. Don't know if super light tyres are really the way to go seeing as you are re-learning though because you will probably suffer from flatties all the time. I'd stick with your current set up until they wear out to be honest and then see how you are on the smoothness side of things - that way you'll be able to gauge whether or not lighter tyres are the way to go. James

That is a scam as I've had exactly the same email, down to every word, from someone interested in my Revell. Avoid it. James

To quote the great film "Jesus titty-f**king christ" If you even picked up a steven king novel and took 5 seconds to even read the back cover it would open your eyes quite a bit. How the hell can you just say you won't like something if you've never even read a word. What the hell is harry potter if it's not actiony or boyish? Books aren't sex specific for gods sake. Both of steven kings most famous films are hardly "actiony" Watch The Green mile, £10 says you will cry.

Why is it that when I suggest some authors to look into it's met with people moaning about me restricting tastes but if monkey says to read something you're all tongue in arse. Tools.

You could save yourself the time reading J.K rowling now you know the ending and read a far superior book like something by steven king or Wilbur smith.

Don't worry Nic my hunny bun none of this pulling the plug talk was in sm chat. I think it was all just via msn between danny/tom and simon. I'm none the wiser. James

Yeah, right. To an attention seeker, any attention is appreciated. Good or Bad. Loser.

Don't think so no.

Props to mitch, he is utterly outstanding. Try a turndown and you'll see what I mean. James

It is indeed. I pretty much expect f**k all support from anyone who has a brain. James

Neither does monkey you just put whatever the hell you want. James

Ok so in a totally unrelated turn of events I have started my own completely un-affiliated, un-associated club which ironically has nothing to do with Mr Monkeys special club, but is infact a plight against my utter distaste at the way monkeys behave in their natural habitat that is the forum. Ironic yes, Idiotic no. Join the fight by altering your custom member title in a similar fashion to a completely unrelated other club and you too can save the children and the forum from a fate worse than death itself. So in conclusion if you are fed up with ironic gay bashing, arguments, conflict, and shit streams, flooding the forum join Team anti monkey by pledging your alliegence via the custom member title and in precisely 1 month we shall have a mass consensus/vote to see which team has the most members. Any questions please post and I will endeavour to answer as soon as possible, but bear in mind I am very busy promoting this movement throughout the globe so if there is any delay in response I do apologize in advance. Thank you and best wishes in any of your own personal fights against this epidemic. James