i found this very funny: A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here > > and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't > > figure out how to get it started. None of the pieces fit together" > > > > Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when its finished? " > > > > The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger." > > > > Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. > > > > She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread > > all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks > > at the box then turns to her and says: - "First of all, no > > matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble > > these pieces into anything resembling a tiger," > > > > He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax, > > let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, > > > > "let's put all the Frosties back in the box."