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If I had those birds all lying down my bike would be the last thing on my mind! 1.25 was well bad though, bet he felt like a right tw@ after that.

I never claimed I built the whole of all sites though. Certain ones in that list I did code from the ground up, others are continual amends and updates, some are, as you stated, minor edits. Though saying that, I do definitely know my arse from my elbow. I am very good at what I do and I can quite easily explain my arrogance around my job. It's one of the only areas I excel in, so it's really the only thing I have to show off about, that's all.

My mate got me listening to: Youtube Video -> Original Video It's a good driving song too.

You're right, that probably was a little (lot?) arrogant. Apologies. Not sure what point you're trying to make there though. Implying I was exaggerating my occupation?

It's not really, uses images all over the shop where it should be using text, its main background image isn't actually a background, it's an inline img. There's more… That divs line makes no sense to me, sorry. Divs are what's meant to be used. Sites I've worked on? Mainly white labels but I've built sites for Nissan, Skoda, Renault, Volvo, Black Horse (an finance/insurance subsidiary of Lloyds TSB), You! Car Warranty. I do a lot of work on Travelodge's site, I did some work on Rizla.co.uk. I'm currently rebuilding a big site for one of the UKs major cities (NDA, can't say owt much about that one). GHD, tiny bit on Tesco (insurance again). Worked on Imperial Tobacco and Warburtons. All those have been done at work though so not all code on them is mine (except the Nissan, Skoda, Renault, Volvo, Black Horse, You! Car Warranty and major city one). My personal portfolio is at http://csswizardry.com/

Tarty's design is okay, as is Danny Macs, but Danny Mac's is built horribly! I'd like to build a decent trials site actually. Wonder what it could have on it though… *ponders*

Why are all trials websites horrifically designed?! Can anyone show me a nicely designed trials related website?

The irony. Massive under use of both.

Hahahaha. I shouldn't laugh, but I f*cking am.

To be fair you are 16, so it would be illegal haha. But age gaps are nowt as you get older (I realise I am only two years older than you but I'm talking in terms of my missus, not me). If you're happy don't let things like numbers get in your way

I'm 18, my girl is 29. She's f*cking hot and I love her to bits. Win! EDIT: We also work together

I Think It's Just You.

And anyway, if god's so f*cking great why doesn't he give you fur? Or did god gift us with the wonder of coats, is that it?

I concur.

I've not eaten anything weird, cos I'm a boring ****er like that lol, but my missus once ate pigs fallopian tube.

That was a real pleasure to watch. Didn't want that to end actually.

My mate's just bailed on me for a ride tomorrow so he can go to church. Enough said

Dude you didn't take that too well! I've always been told it has something to do with powder coating and heat treating it either before or after it's coated. If I'm wrong I humbly apologise, please please forgive me!

I'm pretty sure it's to do with powder coating too—they heat the frame right up before they treat it so if it was sealed it would likely explode when the trapped air inside heats and expands. I think.

Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">

Ah no sorry fella. Guy before me edited his post.

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IE6 is a flawed browser, but if you know how to code properly and sensibly you won't come across any problems. I just coded a full site and it worked perfectly in IE6 first time round without any hacks or conditional CSS. Most people who can't get IE6 to work aren't actually very good coders*. *this of course excludes PNG transparency and lack of browser support as these just don't work. Most (if not all) other things work if you code them right.

This might make me a 'FA**OT A*S WAN**R GOON' (oh so eloquent, well done) but here goes: Your situation was a different one. You got interest and got the project started. Well done (and that one isn't sarcastic). The situation the other dude is in is quite different. Their project got started but then people pulled funding. Once something gets pulled after it started is not likely to ever be completed. You guys did well, you went around getting interest and the project took off from there, this project has lost momentum after it started: Oh and your spelling is atrocious—if I'm gonna be made a 'FA**OT A*S WAN**R GOON' I want my worth.

People with disabilities who need to see a higher contrasting version, screenreaders need to be able to access unstyled clean code to read out the pages, and people with mobile browsers unlike the iPhone which can't fully render CSS. A site has to work without CSS or JavaScript. My thoughts exactly. People who moan about IE6 are usually* just poor coders. *but not always