These are BAD at best buuuttt have worked for me or at least 1 friend!
1, you. Do you have a mirror in your knickers?
Her. No why?
You. Cos i can see myself in them!
2, You. You remind me of a parking ticket.
Her. Why's that
You. Cos you got FINE written all over you!
3, You. Fancy a f**k and a pizza?
Her. No!
You. Whats wrong dont you like pizza?
Like i said these are pretty bad!