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Dan is vice Euro champion in BIU! And he wants to ride to win the world BIU Expert title. (He has entered other rounds as well) He is also a UCI rider, but that should have no bearing on why he has been left out of the team as Ben Savage, James Hyland an Rob are also UCI riders. I think the powers that be should have a serious re-think of the selections that have been made. Its like Sven sending out a England footie team without Becks AND Owen! What is the point in that?

They are all exactly the same pedal! Apart from the labelling an the price! (Y)" Get some DMR V8's, I wont go back to VP's, no grip on them compared to V8's :turned:

Ribo :blink: best trials shoe out there. Grippy, yet flexy enough to give good feel on the pedal an ground(if you need to put ur foot down!!!) There is a new colour as well, Dan Butler an Ben Slinger are wearing them as well as Austin Wright.

Results as per the podium places: Femina: 1st-Lois Morgan Benjamin: 1st-Ash Butler Mininme: 3rd-Grif Morgan, 2nd-Tom Hyland, 1st-Joe Oakley Cadet: 3rd-Lee Buchannon, 2nd-James Butcher, 1st-Jordi Cooke Senior: 2nd-Carl Donnely, 1st-Kieron Donnely Elite: 3rd-Chris Light, 2nd-Ben Slinger, 1st-Ben Savage Expert: 3rd-Austin Wright, 2nd-Nick Goddard, 1st-Waynio Master: 3rd-Andre Burton, 2nd-Thomas Ohler, 1st-Dan Butler For those who werent there an wanted to know the winners an runners up

When Marc rode for Megamo he shy'd away from the twin disc frames. But as far as I can remember it was because of the geometry difference between that an the Radical, an not because of the disc itself (I'm sure I will be corrected if I'm wrong) Plenty of people have tried an gone back to HS rim brakes, because as till now there hasnt really been a good rear disc for a trials bike. Mainly because of the backwards force trials puts on a disc, but DH an XC only put forward force on it. We will soon see if he stays with it or goes back to HS rims brakes!

nope, but possibly the person that e-mailed it to me had been. Brightened up my day, glad it is for you guys! :)

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Hi mate, cheers for that. Not gonna be at Hook woods tomorrow as I couldnt get the time off work! Will be at Devon for the British round though.

Does anyone know what the final results are? Seems to be taking ages for them to be put up on the Biketrial UK site! Also seeing as the first round results went up so quick!

Before anyone lays into me, I'm not gettin into the arguement as I wasnt there. The rule is as follows: Once upon a time I d/l all the rules from the BIU, 7 pages of A4!!! ^_^ An there was a funny rule in there (not sure if it still is though) > All protests had to be paid for with the monetry value of 50lbs of bread in that country!!!!! All the rules are here:RULES

I have the powerball pro (neon blue (Y) ). Amazing bit of kit. It works all the muscles in the forearm, great for building strength an stamina in relatively weak muscles. Also good re-hab for things like RSI. It is very addictive. First time I got it I used it so much I could hardly move my hands, my forearms were so pumped up!! You get it started with a little bit of string, an then increase the speed with the movements in your wrist. As it gets faster the movements are smaller an smaller, down to almost a twitch! But like it says, you get it up above 10,000rpm an the forces are close to 30lb+ so it takes some practise! Bought mine from e-bay (Y) best buy so far

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I voted £10, most comps are heading that way, and if the proceeds are going to the fund then most people will not mind paying that bit extra. I think it would be a good idea if you could set out the three routes, white/blue/red. I take it this will be more of a fun comp than anything too serious? If so then you will need to accomodate the total beginners as well. Good idea, get companies to "sponsor" sections and provide something for a raffle in exchange. Just my 2cents for you, hope it helps. All the best for the event

Nice one Scott :huh:

Scott you cheeky monkey! Personally I liked the ending the best! :D" Good to see you got Dan doing that 60.5 inch "jap-slap", an good to see Chris get it as well. All you see is me holding the stack!!!!! Nice vid matey (Y)

Scott, get the vid footage your dad took up asap mate. also to anyone else who was video-ing the event. We were lucky with the weather, it only tried to rain once or twice, which was good :P Well done to everyone who rode, and those who made the finals. Only shame was that there wasnt more people watching. Trouble with being in a area away from the main action (the cycle race up the high street) But a good day had by all i think.

So I could be right with Vicki Butler-Henderson?!?! :lol:" Or possibly that woman who used to race WRC ages ago, cant think of her name now.

just found what? there is no link (Y)

My family have had many conversations about this! We think it changes each time. The following are some of the drivers who we think put the "stig" helmet on John Clelland Tiff Needel Vicki Butler-Henderson (the music drowns out her squeeling as she squeels when she gets a car sideways) Damon Hill Jason Plato We maybe totall wrong, but there we go (Y)

Cheers guys It just wouldnt let me sign in, but it is now, so its all sorted. Not sure what was wrong with it. Havent downloaded anything for ages, not like zone alarm anyway. Cheers anyway

Is anyone else having trouble signing into MSN? I also cant get into hotmail, which is really annoying me Is anyone else having any problems with it?

Yeah. In UCI the second place person is called 'vice champion' Well done to the lot of you :) (Y) Come on you Brits (Y)

Hear hear (Y)