Urban mammoth

hi everyone im doing a xmas card for uni. I have done a serious design and thought i would throw in a funny one aswell. took this photo last xmas. just need a funny caption for it!! so fill your boots!! just to get the juices flowing....... "beats getting stuffed, i suppose" "Ho Ho F***in Ho!!!"

wanna get some more ram for my g4 1.5ghz 12" powerbook. apple is expensive!! anywhere cheap cheap?? cheers

it's a g5 one. i tried the command option p r thing earlier on in the day, to no effect. so i just turned it off and left it all day. my dad went and turned it on this evening and it worked fine!! so it must have worked, unless it just needed a breather, it is never turned off, would that make a difference?

the screen doesn't come on at all. just the boot up noise, hard rive wirring up, then nothing, then big loud fans

try to turn my imac on and the start up sound comes on, then i can hear the hard disk fire up, the on light comes on, then nothing, then a big fan noise............. ermmmmmmm help??! cheers Dan

search for 'instant handbrake' on google ----------> problem solved

vodka + jaegamiester + redbull + ice = yum! old school still and cloudy cider from down south magners/bulmers/gaymers diet coke water hot chocolate with loads of little marshmallows in

there is no edge to the universe because it is always expanding. what we see in the sky from earth is delayed by millions of years because of the time it takes the light to travel from the stars to us. you have to be able travel faster than the universe is expanding to get to the edge.

Just wondering if anyone has a bet or two on the horses at all? I didn't up unitl a couple of weeks ago, but the lads at work do and i am slowly learning about the ins and outs of betting/ racing etc. really interesting. obviously i only bet for fun. (i.e. dont spend all my money and get into debt!!) anyone else do it, or have an opinion, or even better ANY TIPS cheers Dan

Times Square, New York - Feb 2007

yer, everyone is sat down!!! ha!! maybe the stewards aren't letting em stand?!

how awesome was tom jones' cover of arctic monkeys!!!! LEG---------->END

ourtunes is a better version!! type it in google, i think it is for mac and pc really simple to use. have a gander. cheers dan

If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies, Or, being hated, don't give way to hating, And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with triumph and disaster And treat those two imposters just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to broken, And stoop and build 'em up with wornout tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breath a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on"; If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with kings - nor lose the common touch; If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you; If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run - Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And - which is more - you'll be a Man my son! 'If' by Rudyard Kipling awesome

looks really nice do you mind telling how you did it? especially the clouds! thanks dan

hi im looking to buy my girlfriend a digital camera for her birthday, got up to £200 to spend but would rather it be as cheap as i can get one thing is it MUST be pink. I have been looking at the sony T10 (is this a good deal???), but i dont really know much about small cameras, i want it to be easy to use (cos its for a girl) and as small as poss ( fit in handbag) thanks guys dan

at the gym at my rugby club we have this do i use that in a similar way? do i set up and let the ends of the bar run down it to keep me straight? sorry but i haven't ever done proper squats before cheers dan

can squats be done on your own?? should they be done with a squat rack?

are leg presses and squats the same????? apart freom one is sitting down and the other is standing?

flankers are a different breed!! they are mentalists. and also dirty rotten cheats. haha but if they are playing with me then its ok.

I know I am "normal" weight for my height, but playing rugby you need to be big and strong, im fairly strong but lack bulk and power. I have been told I could really play at a high standard, I have the skill but lack the bulk/power that is needed. the kind of explosive power you need for trials is ideal for rugby aswell for big tackles/kicks/acceleration. TRA does quite a bit of that kind of training, anyone know him/speak to him or does he come on here often?? thanks dan

Hi everyone i've just turned 20 and play rugby for Selby RUFC 1st team. I play fly half. I have a problem, im too lightweight. im 6 foot 3 and weigh 13 stones. I desperately need to bulk up. Im not too bad up top but I have the skinniest b*****d thighs/calves ever. however I do want overall bulk. I have tried supplements (maximuscle) and they do work but I just loose concentration and discipline. I train on a tuesday and thursday, this is mostly aerobic work. I play on saturdays, again a lot of running. Initially, I was looking for some tips I can do whilst in the season. I am definately looking at a serious bulking up programme from april to september. Is there any weight trainers on here who can give me diet plans and weight plans and also reccommend me some really good supplements from their personal experience. or even direct me to a trusted weights forum who will give me some good advice. Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you. Dan

im flyhalfdan play me play me im on fire!