tomturd

Haha thats classic. If that was me I'd milk it for all its worth! She was probably dissapointed 'cos she'd already convinced herself that you were gay, and when you said you weren't, she thought you were just lying to yourself. I'm probably stating the obvious..

Auto Mod Please use the Best Of The Internet for topics like this.

Id say you have passed the line.. leave your banner to do the advertising, thats what its there for.

I believe people just read what they want to - ignore what the post actually says, and ignore the posts they don't want to accept.. which means they end up looking stupid and/or gay.

Did anyone actually read that? I think I saw that on telly too. EDIT: haha. I love the way this thread has gone "im gay" "thats cool" <- reply from 20 people "actually im not gay" "thank god your not gay I hate gays" <- reply from 20 people, including people who previously said 'thats cool' Nice. I like the way how everyone jumps on the 'opinion bandwagon'.

You're too funny Dont think anyone understands my humour except me

Isnt that the point of this thread?

Ditto.

What do you mean by slideshow? If you can just zip all the pictures, i can give you a link with a place to upload them to and bung them all in the gallery at once.

Thats about right though, studies have shown that only 6% of females know how to use a computer (sketchy ground ) I have god knows how many people online, talk to roughly.. 10 people more than once a month. And 100+ blocked.

By danny do you mean tom? No idea of speeds, email them and ask for a test file. I'm on a 10mb line if you want me to test it as well. That was about the 5th thread down that I found on here - there are plenty more offers along those lines. http://www.webhostingtalk.com/forumdisplay.php?f=4 <- the trials-forum of web hosting

If I could ride a bike I'd be well up for that. Surprised you havent got any replies yet, amazing opportunity!

Lol nope. Sound advice.

Pretty much. Depends how often people move house though... I'm guessing the vast majority of people in the UK havent moved house in the past year (but yeah, technically its out of date )

Get your hands on dreamweaver (free download on macromedia.com) and design your website on your computer. Once thats done you can worry about getting it onto the internet, and find out how much space you'll need etc, but let us know once its designed and I'll tell you how to get it onto the internet. Moving to chit chat.....

Not really seeing as nobody is seeding it..

All good tips so far.. Remember that before anyone gets validated, we click 'find all posts by this member' - if all/most of them are along the lines of You will not get validated. Saying mate, and I hope I have helped is getting a bit tedious to read recently and some new members seem to think that saying that will get them validated - it wont. One decent reply will get you validated, whereas 100000000 crap ones wont. More tips: Put as much information into your posts as possible. I can't stress how important it is.. dont leave people guessing what you mean, or having to ask you more, basic information before they can give you a reasonable answer. If you dont have to say it, dont. Leave spammy chit chat to MSN, remember this is a discussion forum. EDIT BY TOMM: Just FYI people - I won't validate anyone who fails to use capital letters at the start of sentences. Petty, I know. What are you going to do?

Do you have any money to spend? You can get some alright hosting deals for less than £20 a year... but for free your either looking at rubbish, slow servers, or/and your site covered in adverts - which doesnt look good to potential clients.. edit: this one looks alright - $30 a year for 1gb disk and 25gb transfer which will be more than enough.. http://xfluro.net/30-1000.php

I'll say it then. TURN CAPS LOCK OFF. If you use CAPS, you also have no chance of being validated..

Gay or straight this still belongs in chit chat

Reason for closing: 18 replies and only one picture of a genuine girlfriend (from a full member) Edit: actually, make that zero genuine girlfriends - I misread.

Yeah they should be, its only council workers going on strike.. moving to chit chat.

Erm, cant you just phone directory enquiries? Or 118 500 or whatever it is nowadays? You used to be able to do that any way, if you had the name and address and they're not ex directory.

I have the UK info disk, but unless you have a reeeeeeally good reason for harrassing them i'm not gonna give you any names

Not too easy to find the right fertilizer I dont think, we ended up finding some in a dodgy farmers market, didnt exist in garden shops. Had the police round my house once, they had 6 reports from neighbours that there was a gun fight going on, but it was just me and my mate lighting bangers those were the days..