Josephine

They're rubber bricks, they make everything twice as difficult because they actually have an inter-dimensional portal that absorbs effort built in Joe x

Haha woo I'm on HOP, great place, meet plenty of interesting pyromaniacs and hippies and the like! They've not all had lessons or owt, a great big number are people like you, and an even greater number are people like me, just people who spin and play with fire for their own pleasure. Heck a lot of people on there don't even use fire, it's more about the joy of spinning crap Joe x

I informed him of the dangers and the method for doing it with minimal risk. If he's not put off by the nastiness and danger of it it's his own choice to try it. Looks damned impressive anyway, not something I make too much of a habit of though Joe x

This argument is kind of a double-edged sword. The universe is so improbably vast that the chances of other life existing are extremely good, even intelligent life is probable. However, due to aforementioned improbable vastness it's also extremely likely that we'll never so much as see extra-terrestrial life, let alone travel to it/have it travel to us. Joe x

Pedal's OK, it's bunnyhops for the win though, 'specially on short mods, all you do is pull up Joe x

Steve-A used to use a chrome rim, which worked absolutely awesomely. However, the brakes actually sped you up if they got wet It wore out eventually though so he ground the rim, cannae remember which it was but was awesome with a grind on it, held it really well and was strong as fook. He's not gone back to chrome since, though. Joe x

You're a fanny. I hope someone throws a brick at your head, I wouldn't find it funny ('cause people getting hurt isn't) but justice would be served in its most poetic form. Why? ^^^ Same goes for you, though maybe a just a stone. Either you're all mouth and no trousers, or a diagnosable psychopath, either way it must suck to be you Joe x

Right, hopefully I can help out a bit 'cos I've got limited experience with fire-breathing but I don't do it too often 'cos it's nasty As people have said paraffin is the only fuel you can use, ethanol and other fuels are far too volatile and you'll burn your mouth and face, not cool. Paraffin is nasty if you swallow it, it'll make you sick very quickly, you'd have to swallow a fair amount to f**k yourself over properly though. The main danger comes from the droplets left hanging in the air in front of your face after you exhale the fuel, if you breathe vaporised fuel in and it hits your lungs you'll get chemical pneumonia, which is f**king serious. If it doesn't kill you you'll have nasty internal scarring on your lungs. So, how to do it if I've not put you off Practice with water first, you wanna be spraying a fully misted jet past your hand at its full stretch out from your face every time. Once you've got this dialled do a coupla practice breaths with paraffin UNLIT to get used to the different taste and viscocity. To ignite it you want to hold the torch about 1½' away from your face and breathe the fuel over and slightly above it, to begin with spray the fuel upwards at about 40 degrees from the horizontal. It helps to be holding a cloth or something to cover your mouth after you breathe to make sure you don't inhale any fuel. Also be aware of how hot and huge the flame will be, it's gonna be plenty of both so don't freak out, just do what you practiced. P.S. Drinking milk before you breathe lines your mouth and reduces the risk of chemical burns inside it. Wipe your face well afterwards and wash it, otherwsie you'll probably end up with a rash or worse a chemical burn. I've tried to keep it short but there's a lot to think about. Fire-breathing is conversely one of the easier fire arts but without doubt the most dangerous, so be careful Joe x Noooooo, you'd breathe fuel in, not cool, nice idea though...

Lamborghini?

Nowhere will let you upload that for free. It's too big.

That clip wasn't per chance filmed at Jaws in Maui was it? Joe x

High, basically what that means is that it'll get priority for processing power over less important programs and hopefully run a bit faster. Joe x

Well said, sir

Not of course helped by some dashingly handsome, charming young man throwing one in your face Joe x

Actually what I'm getting at is that it's not attention-seeking behaviour. It happens that quite a lot of people who have felt shitty enough to go there deal with the shame attached to it by being quite open about it, I know I did. So, in other words, try some empathy on for size, and quit pretending like your some hard-man-emo-slayer, it's a pathetic and hollow statement. Joe x

You didn't quite get round to reading my post, did you?

I don't know any 'emo' kid who has slit their wrists for attention. This whole thing about slitting of wrists as attention seeking pisses me off, it's pretty damned far from the truth. You have to be in a pretty dark place mentally to think it's a good idea. It's also addictive behaviour, I know if you get into a habit of it it becomes something to do when you're bored, which is pretty horrible in retrospect. Joe x

German - A Critical Thinking - B (f**king chuffed with that, this is the hardest A2, ever!) Drama & Theatre - C (Par for the course really, didn't hand in half my coursework) French - C (Pretty pissed off, considering my spoken french is basically as good as the teacher's...) Joe xXx Those are A2s by the way

You've kinda jammed yourself into a corner, good quality 20GB for £100, basically forget it. You can have any two out of cheap/high quality/large capacity, but never all three. My recommendation is an creative Zen micro, it meets the quality requirement and the price is good, 6GB should be enough for any man!

BT gave us one, works OK, though it had its fair share of teething issues...

Everyone's been doing that since the birth of street-trials, catch up

Yeah maybe true if you're using a sawnoff but there's no reason the whole shell wouldn't hit a rabbit/pigeon/whatever out to about 20m. Air rifles generally don't penetrate deep enough to kill instantaneously, just sever something important so the poor shit bleeds to death.

Word. I class myself as a decent person, no more, no less

f**k knows why that happens to me... I've changed 'em to attachments now anyhoo Joe x