Josephine

I googled for it and this is what I got (Y)

Think again! It does, unless you set it not to. Start > Programs > Accesories > Volume control > Options > Properties, make sure the 'Microphone' box is checked, and hey presto a microphone control will appear in the window; click mute, problem solved. Joe

There was a freewheel on the back of a shitty little motor scooter thingy I acquired that screwed up, I locked it out with araldite and it was fun. Just needs a proper job making of it, ie proper degreasing and leaving it for aaages to cure properly ('specially now it's colder and damper). Joe

M5 x 1.8mm (Y)

I think he's just playing with a new toy :) Fair play mate, looks like a nice camera, have you got it mainly for riding pics or other stuff? Joe

If the music pauses and then resumes then it's a problem with the software, if it has gaps in it where it misses part of the track it'll be a hardware problem. Joe

Nobody mentioned an FBM hoody?! Gotta be the way to go :- Joe

There's a difference between being depressed and having a bad day or two. When you start having a bad few weeks, then it's time to do something, otherwise, cheer up you miserable f**kers :( Joe

Right, looking to put a new head unit in my mum's car because all it has at the moment is a shitty cassette thingummy that won't even let one of those tape/in adapters work. I'm getting an MP3 player for my birthday hopefully, so I want something that has an auxiliary in socket on the front of it, it'd be nice if it was a CD player too I daresay. I've had a quick look round and searched through some online stores mentioned in previous ICE topics, but I'm out of my depth being honest. Just, wanna point out that I'm not after any different speakers or amps or anything, just a headunit :( Joe

Only if the radius is very small on the edge. This pinch gapping stuff is very similar to gapping from rails. Joe

Too true, the only bike worse than that is those little f**king daisy chain things, grrrrr :P Joe /ex-halfords monkey

Haha vandalism makes you cool!™ I didn't realise that gangsta culture was quite so popular in whatever affluent ghetto you live in that affords you the financial means to own a mini-moto. Currently, if there were a 'Biggest loser on the forum' award, it would go to you, hands down <_< Joe PS - Just so I'm not completely one-sided this is a really awful thread, I'm half-tempted to post the 'Who's slept with members of their own family?' thread and see if people are quite so eager to 'brag' and then expect to be taken seriously, just because of the title of the topic. To finish, here is a note to all; crime isn't really very cool, just because you're telling people in a thread about crime that you have comitted any (flower, that means you ^_^ ) doesn't mean that I can't lambast you for being a tit. :P

Coasting put's naff all force through freewheels, it actually tightens them minutely, it's the force of some fat b*****d trials rider kicking down on the pedal that loosens it I would think, due to shock loading? Joe

Well said that man (Y) It's just easier to use. Joe

I've been riding for coming up to two years, it's been plagued with injury and breakage about half the time, but it's still fun (Y) Recently my biggest improvement has been gaps, went from barely being able to nail 5½ft to doin' 6½ without too much trouble. Sidehops are getting better, 'specially to thin stuff. My one complaint is that I never really mastered the basics until this point, but now I feel 500% more confident. Joe

Shh, quiet you, don't crush my hopes, my faith in internet retail has to be restored somehow (Y) Joe

Result! Edited first post again (Y) Joe

That is an awesome vid. Geekily that flatland decade was one of the most impressive things in there! Seriously respect for the manual across that wallride (Y) Joe

2nd update in the first post, as you might have predicted by now, still no crank. Joe

Who can spell 'viral email'? B) Joe

It doesn't really matter; he's bound by contract to give me the goods I've paid for. Safe to say nobody in this thread has spoken out of turn or without provocation. Joe

Just an update, edited the first post. Anger doesn't describe... This guy is a f**king fraud! Joe

I'm more hardcore, because I screamed to the point where I've suddenly turned 13 last night (Y) DAMN YOU DUSTIIIIIN Joe