Why did the chicken cross the road,
To get to the other side....................................
Do you get it?
No nor did he, he only had 10p :(
Magic tractor,
Turns into a field
3 men being chased, they hide in 3 sacks. The men chasing them kicks the sacks, the first man goes "meow" the men chasing them say "its only a sack of cats," They kick the second sack, the second man goes, "woof" the men chasing them say "its only a sack of dogs," The men then kick the third sack, The man in the third sack says "Potatoe".
Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge
Whats come over you?
2 cars a bus and 2 lorries,
(suming like that anyway :blink:)
two aerials decide to get married, the wedding was crap but the recpetion was excellent.