flat tyre

yeah tru, still think the coffee thing is gash

Joe's a big Michael Jackson fan.

sorry if this has upset u, though i have some valid points. it wasn't all negative criticism, your design has clarity and purpose but the flash bit looks whack. nothing personal honestly its just things like the game on http://www.clockworxdesign.com/flash.html is just a blatant rip and looks cheap. why do that?? surely you're better than that? never mind the ufo site... JMack was on the money... piss take, obviously.

You're up early/late!... you don't need coffee! They say cheap coffee is made up of the sweepings from the coffee factory floor, did you used the "sweepings" from this? http://www.clockworxdesign.com/flash.html why the flash car game? Was this monstrosity your work? If so I hope you didn't waste too many lunch breaks developing this! i feel a caffeine induced migraine approaching. http://www.icanphotography.co.uk/ etc.... have you produced any sites without the coffee theme?

I like coffee beans, they say "tasty, aromatic, workaholic" The coffee cup makes me drool. ....but too much coffee is bad. The static images look wonderful, clean and fresh The flash component is caffeine O.D. The proximity detection on the individual beans is clunky, most probably because of the individual images are numerous and 10k each. The action scripting looks typical of a flash experiment found on flashkit, perhaps increasing the proximity variable would shift the beans quicker so it wouldn't take 5 minutes to reveal the caption but why bother? The caption might as well read "anti-climax". With flash novelties you have to ask one question... "Why?" Is this flash design based on a bit of script you've had knocking around and thought you'd use it for something clever? You thought maybe you'd slip it in to liven up the page? The site has plenty of amazing images and beautiful clean design principles. Again... "Why?" why the flash gimick? I know "Why?" It's called "Flashterbation".... so stop playing with it! Loose the flash, the site is better off without it.... Are the coffee beans flavour of the month? What's next month? Oranges? Limes? Autumn leaves? ..... you've obviously got carried away on a caffiene rush.

try Final Cut Pro (mac) or Sony Vegas PC

can he moonwalk?

who took these pics? Pretty awesome!

`Nice finish... http://www.onza.com/v2/products/pro-series/pro.html

ohh dear, it looks like they "thought" this one up 20 years ago by sitting on the bog and staring at the poster in the office toilet whilst taking a dump. ... found this ......... see the strap line? NOT good. A prize for the guy who finds the "effect" one

?? am i missing something ??

i heard he's seeing Rachel Atherton

where do we draw the line?

the African variation.

I found them when i was looking for "Onza Porn" on Google.... seriously though.... I blagged a backstage pass off a male dancer with a curly quiff, (see pic) nicked a rockNroll Arena T-Shirt off Andrei Burton when he was on the job (again) and shimmied up the quarter pipe like a urban ninja. No one took any notice so I took a load of pics! I was eventually booted out by Scott the "sex machine" cos i didnt give him my number. Naughty eh?