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But Crohn's wouldn't stop him using a 'normal' loo either surely which, as has been pointed out, would be very close too.

Saw Fury last night courtesy of Kim Jong Un... Very watchable and well done although the end is unnecessarily far fetched in my opinion.

Sounds more like he was 'driving miss daisy' down the road between speed bumps as well...

There's a lot to be said for f**king up his shit next time you see his car. Seriously, if you ever see his car in a disabled space again get a bunch of burly dudes from the gym to pick the thing up and roll it on its side in a normal bay.

I'm also not getting where you're coming from Muel. It's not like he's advertising bras or something completely irrelevant, it's a phone and chances are he's got a phone and most likely (now) it'll be a Windows phone which does phone things just as well as any others. Using Danny, or Beckham or Lewis Hamilton to advertise anything is just supposed to make it appeal to a certain audience (in this case young, hip(!) people who know who that guy on the bike that rode over a spiky rail is and the chance to 'go viral' and get shared and posted worldwide for a huge amount of free advertising. I think they probably succeeded on that front and chances are the coverage they'll get will be massively increased because it incorporated Danny doing one of his stunts. It's not selling out it's making the most of what could be a relatively short career at the top of his game and picking up support from some very big names, whether extreme sports related or from companies who maybe would like to jump on to that bandwagon.

New cars have just never made sense to me financially. It's just flushing money down the toilet for the sake of owning a new car and keeping up with the Jones' isn't it?

Fair enough.

Christ- £16k base price?! And that's for the petrol too, assume diesel is more... Edit: Also I know you're a car salesman but £200 a month does not mean £200 a month when there's a £6k final payment at the end...

As a side note I kinda like the Fiat but then I also like the C4 Cactus and liked the looks (kinda) of my Rover Streetwise. Are you paying for it Jardo or is it a perk of being the second most awesome Fiat salesmen in the universe (vaguely serious question)?

Come on now everyone, we all know Jardo's car is the bestest most awesomest car in the world evarrrr because it's his. End of.

Yeah, same here- doesn't cause any issues just mildly embarrassing occasionally and kinda weird! Never done anything about it or seen anyone.

My ankles click like buggery. Never broken either or had any pain but just walking they click all the time. Can't be good but got to be trials related...

As above we went for 5 year so we knew what we'd be paying for that period with no unknowns. Worked against us in the long run as we've been tied into a 5.29% rate for 4 years now with another to go but you roll the dice to takes you chances... Will probably be a bit less risk averse this time round but I'm also not up for paying £995 fees every couple of years to go to a new product!! Edit: over 20 years repayment and we've been overpaying a bit on the way through to take that period down a touch.

That's what we did 4 years ago and are still waiting for it to rise! It's a gamble whatever you do.

I bet they don't.

Yup, and why mine's Shergar.

Same. For me it was like the Royle family- nothing funny happens and it just didn't do anything for me at all. Finally managed to watch Guardians of the Galaxy the other day which was a bit slow to get going but very enjoyable overall.

I'll just leave this here... Quite cool.

Ah f**k man that sucks. Likewise feel free to bend my ear- I am married (happily at the moment (I think...)) with a couple of kids so can see things from one side at least.

From Australia?

Day glow was for Marlboro sponsorship which ain't gonna happen! Also hoping for Honda success although they've got a tough job on their hands.

HippY for SM.

Don't tell me what I'm capable of you self righteous little thundercunt.

Well at least that makes one. Everyone else knows Dave just talks complete shite the whole time. Baa.

I'm kinda surprised (and very disappointed) at Alonso going back to McLaren. The guy acted like a complete tool when he was losing to Hamilton and quite frankly I can't stand him.