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I tried- The silly forum system removed all my spaces and reduced it to what you see. Ah well.

. <---- That's the point. This is you ----> Yup, you missed it.

You didn't see the negative reps I got... And I quote: "please not be a retard" "I pay 10X for youe mom" "10x? go f**k your self idiot" "fag" "bad form" And then for the thread about the guy making a lightweight front wheel (using an American Classic hub with pictures of the scales with every component being weighed) I wrote "Haha, this thread made me laugh... man you've got too much free time! Think you should square off the holes, drill the sidewalls and then replace the hub because you'll kill the bearings in a month..." What did I get as a rep? "yeah nice idea dickhead" Can't stand Americans and OTN is just a messed up place!!

"Where's your LeBaron Freddy?" Correctamundo.

I got some mahoosive stick on OTN for (albeit not very bluntly) questioning the quality of the frames. I guess for the money you can't complain when you're getting a custom geometry handmade frame but until I see one in the flesh I'm with Luke.

Nope.

Triumph GT6 Fastback. Next one...

Chillax. He wan't telling you to die, just stating that the only thing we could do if we did die tomorrow is... die.

Time for...

Yowza!

Yeah, I'd say those are all completely unofficial and Monty orientated... I mean the 'forward jump on 26"' is only 37". I was bunnyhopping 40" back in 99 on my 16" GT Backwoods with V brakes and a seat. And the World Record at that time was around 45" by Steve Geall.

I have no idea who Deonn is (I don't think...) but I'm not convinced by that comment, unless he's actually Vincent Hermance or Neil Tunnicliffe or whoever... Someone told me today that the official World Record is now 55" held by someone on a 26" bike and over a bar that's really going some.

That doesn't even make sense... What are you trying to say? Kevin Porter's a bit handy at those isn't he?

Very true, well unless Damon tried and then he'd be able to jump a house. I know 'cos my mate saw him..... mate. (Please note that again this is no way a dig at Damon, just at Mat Smith for his dumb arse comments).

at Dave's face in the pic Mark posted!

Either way, seems like the answer's still the same. Basically yes.

Kind of similar for sidehops- over a bar you have to have the horizontal displacement to consider so you clear the bar completely. To get on a wall you're effectively only having to sidehop onto the bar rather than over it. A lot of people also lever the bike up using the front wheel, although that's not the case for people like Tunni, CLS and Damon.

Please tell me I'm not mad thinking that they used to sell them with a cool plastic seat type thing similar to how the Ashton's do it? I'm sure it was a Leisure Lakes catalogue I saw that in...

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahhahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha... Hahahahahahahahahahaha..... mate. I stand by Joe Maher's avatar.

I'd go with that:

Enter the TF tape measure... We're talking official records. Don't doubt that Damon could probably do over 55" onto a wall and possibly over a bar too but 'its like 60 or something' is just plain BS.

Ditto. Best of the three in my opinion. JJ Gregorowicz's section in that was the reason I went to mod all those years ago!

If you have to ask I ain't tellin'!

If your name's Rick Koekoek!

It's real.