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To be fair though, Rowan, anyone who's incapable of using a single capital (*cough*) letter and finishes every sentence with 'lol' isn't going to be the best judge of anything. I agree completely though- the majority of local BMXers everywhere I've been are as much into the scene and looking the part as they are sitting round looking the part. Oops, I mean riding. I'm going to start using my 'ignore user' button a hell of a lot more I think...

Has it arrived, Ben?

Yeah, poor post but regardless site seems to be working fine for me.

So was Craig wasn't he? Used to ride a Monty for Cleanbikes? Or am I making that up?

Are you talking about Danny?

Chas, any plans to make another DVD? Would love to see another feature including Danny and the rest of the Clan.

Yeah, you see you've said trials there... Now, granted, Danny's clearly got the street skills but would he be able to handle a proper trials comp? Yes, actually I imagine he'd probably kick arse at that too. Poo.

What's happening to this place? That's just completely uncalled for.

Canadians. Are. Weird.

It is .

Better.

Really? Excellent- about time too! Matt lives in Blackfield so drop him a PM and see if he fancies going riding .

Anyhoo... Don't think there are any trials riders anymore over your way. Matt Vokes (Matt Urban) keeps talking about getting a bike again but don't think it's happened yet... Bambi doesn't ride and now lives in Southampton and all the others who used to ride trials have stopped I think.

Neither of who really ride anymore. Or live in Hythe!

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It's a very grey area though... Trials is riding over rocks and through streams without putting your feet down. A tailwhip is BMX. Danny just does what he does and it's absolutely incredible to watch! He's a street trials rider with a good dash of BMX thrown in for good measure.

Oh. My. God. Absolutely immense. Any chance of a Vimeo download being allowed?

You're basically trying to defend an indefensible position. Leave it. The *only* redeeming (wrong word but meh) feature of your actions is that the car in question was a works van rather than someone's private car. Don't get me wrong, it's still a f**kin' stupid thing to do and to post it on a trials forum expecting to get kudos is just dumb...

Awesome riding Ben, really loved that! You run your bars at a foushty angle though .

Please just read what you've written before you post...

Yeah, I thought of that as I was typing it...

Have you tried phoning him/his parents? Obviously he's got 'issues' but is also clearly taking you for a ride. Otherwise... time for a roadtrip!!