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You know you want to make some in pale blue... white's a nightmare to keep clean, especially when you ride bikes!

Stan's new bike: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap .

Did they get Ashton to do the colour scheme?! What's the score with the tensioner? Looks interesting.

Might come play if I can get in touch with Andy Green and the weather looks reasonable .

Excellent detective work! I thought it must be something like that but didn't bother to check. I think I may start a very useful thread making sure that everyone is fully aware of the importance of quantum cellular automata, you know, just in case.

Damnit people! Did you not read the post from the guy with far too much free time?!

Where's Scotty Evil1 when you need him?... The new Onza/Tensile freewheels that he's testing sound completely nuts. Sounds like they've crammed the workings of a small crane in there or something. However, not sure when they'll be available. Personally I'd save a little more and get an Eno. I run one on each of my trials bikes and have never had a single problem. The one on my Monty's now over 2 years old, has been abused to the max in comps and is still sweet as a nut. Worth the premium in my mind.

Sir, permission to mail bomb and sign tartybikes_christmascomp@live.co.uk up for multiple gay porn sites, Sir.

My name is Earl.

Hehe, good stuff Ben! Damn that brings back memories... been soooo long since I rode there! There's probably still bashguard marks on that sculpture thing from 8 odd years ago .

As a full on noob question... where does one actually buy shares in the first place? I take it you have to go through some kind of trader who you pay to actually make the purchases? And when it comes to selling them?

Ooh, haven't used that before- seems a good bit more thorough than Cleanup. Good call .

53 processes isn't massively excessive... How big are the hard drives to begin with? 2 gig space left out of 20 isn't too bad but 2 left from 120 would be more of a problem! One thing to use as well is Cleanup, it's excellent at finding and removing all sorts of unnecessary trash from your system.

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Race was obviously faked to some extent and anyone expecting the Veyron to be fastest round the track's kidding themselves. Awesome bit of kit but it simply wasn't designed to be an agile racer, consequently it doesn't perform like one.

Freestyle football...

Use Google.

Hope Trial. Only one purely designed for trials.

Have you tried not using iBigpileofturd? I finally lost my rag with it the other week and am using songbird. It doesn't make me angry like Apple does.

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Umm... just no! Nick can sidehop frickin' high but he's not in the CLS/Tunni/Damon league. Not very?

On at least two out of three of those points... buy a 24" .

I hope uo don't own too many...

Maybe that's their plan... secretly hide it somewhere until we find ourselves in the midst of a Mad Max film!

Oil... buy buy buy!! Less than $50 a barrel. Buy a few barrels and store them for the next 20 years at which point they'll be worth thousands... maybe.