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Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
I don't really get what you're asking but suggest you have a quick google of Relativity, time, spacetime etc. Time is not a constant. If you had two identical watches at Heathrow, and while one stayed there and the other flew across the Atantic in a jet, the one which stayed in Heathrow would be a tiny bit ahead of the one across the pond. Time would have appeared to slow down for the travelling watch... So is the person wearing that watch a tiny bit younger than if he'd stayed at Heathrow? -
Surely you'd be all about reach? As in you could hit your opponent from across the ring and never need to get close?!
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Yeah man, you tell 'em Butterbean!
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Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
No, I know exactly what you mean and from a physical standpoint it makes perfect sense, although, having said that, the chance of someone like Steven Hawking (for example) finding a successful mate (who doesn't just want to beat him ) and successfully reproducing with them must be pretty low compared to any able bodied person. In that case the chances are that such 'defects' may well not be passed on to new generations anyway. I disagree. Evolution is the natural progression of our species and that doesn't have to be driven by threat in my mind. We don't have to have sabre toothed tigers chasing us for nature to push us forward in some way or other. People are getting taller. You just have to look at houses a couple of hundred years ago to see that. I'm pretty sure that with that comes the natural need for feet to get bigger to aid balance. Now I'm pretty sure we haven't needed to run away from tigers too recently and I don't think we need to be taller to reach higher leaves like giraffe's so that has to be down to gene mutation and evolution of sorts. Anyway, where are the religious folks to tell us that God created us in his image and evolution's one big lie?... -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
That's the logical way of looking at it but you walk round any town and see the 15 year old schemie mums with 3 ugly kids and no future who seem to be taking over our country like a virus... Then tell me the general population's going to get more intelligent? I propose mass sterilisation of retard chav families who will only ever grow up to be obnoxious louts who are more than likely to father a few more wastes of life before ending up in prison... -
I can see things like these being developed in the not too distant future. That's obviously a pretty quickly made initial prototype with a standard MTB air shock. If a shock could be designed and very carefully set up to allow the rider to spring up more than the human body allows it could work. It'd mainly be of use for static moves obviously but if you could also remotely lock the shock out you might be able to get the best of both worlds with minimal weight penalty.
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Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Alright, calm down Dierdre! To be fair, you did seem to propose that the murder (which is what it would be in our current society and laws) of anyone with any 'defect' would further human development. I don't think our genetic evolution has halted in the slightest to be honest. We seem to be getting slowly taller, generally with bigger feet. I guess our brain's may also be developing as we become more advanced. -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
At the simplest level, considering ourselves simply as mildly developed mammals, the only purpose of life is to ensure the continuation of our species and more specifically our own DNA and genes to a new generation. I think MAM put it something like "we're born, we grow, we f**k, we die". Pretty much, I'd say! What we do in between is simply to try and make our own lives, and sometimes those around us, more fulfilled. In which case we're all screwed! -
Yeah, 'cos he'll help... I jest, I jest. But seriously, he wont help. Bike boxes all tend to be similar widths, it's only the height and length that change considerably. All you can do is pack it as well as you can by wrapping the tubes in like pipe lagging foam stuff, making sure it's packed out with scrap cardboard or foam or whatever and maybe stick a load of 'FRAGILE' stickers on it, although that might only help to get it treated roughly... What are the options for shipping it with a proper courier company rather than leaving it to baggage handlers? I know TartyBikes send completes all over the world and they seem to arrive in one piece and can't be extortionate...
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Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
I'm glad to tell you all that a certain gentleman moderator just pointed me to our new bible. The Devil demanded suicide porn... I give you Suicide Girls: "The most beautiful nude images of the SuicideGirls from the past 8 years." -
For All Inspired Riders, What Do You Want To See.
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Simpson's topic in Trials Chat
I don't see how anyone could say they're not easy as pie to bunnyhop... Mine's always been a complete bunny beast, which, in my mind, looks something like this: -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
It worries me slightly that you took the time to work out an anagram of FeS Iron Sulphide cells... Good show though! -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
That's almost worthy of a facepalm but I'll let you off for now... The ultimate answer surely must be 42. That or FeS. -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
I was guessing professional dumbass, but in the absence of that being a real job I'll go for future letter bomber of universities and research centres . -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Depends on the monkey... -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
A much underused word these days. "It's a blatant clue, innit, blatant!" -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Man you are so dumb and ignorant I can't even begin to explain it. -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Why do you believe that? When in your life did you decide that the way of Christianity was for you? -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
But it does have an edge. There's no fence of course but our Universe could be likened to a balloon, which is continually inflating. Kinda. -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Why? In the absence of matter (in the region beyond our Universe) what can you possibly be left with? -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Americans are so messed up. -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Man he must've been bored in the infinite time he was around before he decided to create the Universe. Wonder if he had a hobby... -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
Hallelujah! -
Is Anybody On Here A Hardcore Christian?
monkeyseemonkeydo replied to Davetrials's topic in Chit Chat
To quote the rather little known philosopher Landroverus "One life. Live it."