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I definitely prefer New World Disorder.

Well put.

Nope. You might as well believe that all the heads of state and kings/queens are shape shifting reptilians... Oh, wait, some people actually believe that.

The reactions he gets of the dumb Americans is so funny though. Both when he approaches women looking like a psychopath and asks them 'can I show you something?' at which point they leg it and also when he pulls off his 'magic' and the Americans go nuts for it. Plus all the homeless crazies he seems to choose to perform to! My problem with Derren is that he tries to make it sound like he's telling you how he's going to do it and that it's all totally real when he's quite clearly lying through his teeth. Everything about the casino thing just pissed me off something chronic. If you just use camera tricks, actors and stooges or whatever it's completely pointless. That seems to be all this recent series has been.

You've got his address Ali, I still say we all go knock on the f**kers door.

I'd go for more along the lines of 'completely non existent'.

God dunnit. Amirite?

You say that but when there's zero chance of creationism being correct and 99.99% chance of a more scientific explanation being correct (the other 0.01% is that FeS is god) I'd take my chances and say that creationism is a pile of shite. Technically speaking, of course.

If 'God' did exist it'd be 99.9% likely to be some alien with 3 heads and 15 anuses rather than anything to do with the Christian idea of him. In which case oh how we'd laugh...

How is the site still running? Is he actually still trading?

We're safe there then .

Travis is my God .

You have to think though that anyone who even thinks the creation story is even feasible is just as blindly ignorant and stupid as the caller

Well that's because it's completely impossible to explain any of the crap that's in the Bible. It won't change their outlook on the subject of course but that's just because they're a bit dim. Sarcasm based in fact there folks, I call it sarfact. Everyone needs a little anal in their lives.

I actually meant the guy who Derren 'stole' £5k from (which, as Village Idiot says, is nigh on impossible to do in cash. You need to give your branch like 24 hours notice to make such a big withdrawl) but yes, that guy you're talking about is also a coomplete retard who I wanted to throw off that overpass. Also while I think about it I find it odd that on a major dual carriageway, where most drivers would be doing 75mph+ the chosen cars were doing ~50mph in the outside lane. I don't care how 'good' Derren is live, this entire series has been a huge pile of complete shite. Which makes me think he's a pathetic sellout and as such I have no inclination to see him live or watch any of his drivel again... fail!

Do born again Christians have two belly buttons?

Gah he's such a twat! Just watching the rerun of the casino thing. Paint thing? Balls. If that top sheet was a stencil it'd be obvious what it said. That 'calculating speed by triagulating between the sign, the tree and something else'? Bullshit. That dude in the shirt quite incredibly obviously in on it, an actor and a total liar. Gah!!!! It makes me angry it's so unbelievably bad! I've seen better acting on Neighbours.

What's the book?

Watched it last night and gotta say I was a bit disappointed. Seems really cheesey and that oriental looking dude makes me angry for some reason...

(Sorry )

I've heard tucking sidehops can give you aids.

Is it online anywhere? I can't find it... Edit: Nevermind, found it.

Yet now it just gives the team who have just got a try and the points for a try to extend the points advantage even more. Doesn't make sense...

I've never understood why in rugby you get a penalty for scoring a goal (to use a football analogy).

Well that's me convinced.