[tongueinecheek]
Really? They're quite common, generally providing a level of retardation. I'm somewhat surprised you weren't involved in its conception, together with the wheel of course.
Just lol.
Questions... there are so many.
1) Was your typing/English always so poor? For someone who has done so much and been involved with so many groundbreaking inventions/designs/indictments/whatever, it worries me somewhat.
2) Do you really naturally face magnetic north, and are your legs hydraulic?
And, leading on from that, 3) Are you the Stig?
[/tongueincheek]
Edit:
I, for one, have no idea who your brother is or anything about a report, new or old.