Hannah Shucksmith

Meant in the sense that I hate not being to understand the accent of people in shops.

-Foreigners working in shops, not because their foreigners but because I can never seem to understand them when they tell you how much you need to pay. -The Glade touch and fresh advert - "Mum, I want to do a poo. I'm going to do a poo in Paul's bathroom." Do one, I'm eating my dinner. And the adverts clearly displaying female problems "Do you have thrush?". "Is your vagina's natural PH level low?" You never get the adverts that say "Boys, this is what your scrotum looks like when you have a sexually transmitted infection." -Channel 4's Big Brother. Get the bloody hell off my TV. How interesting is it watching people eat, shit and sleep? Not very. -Parents who let their children nose dive a supermarket floor because they're not allowed something. -Guys who add you on MSN, you ask who they are and their immediate reply is - "Get your tits out on cam." -Paris Hilton and such species.

I've not been driven away yet...

Don't listen to Callum Curwood. He spammed the forum, lives in NMC and a has burn from a spatula on his body.

I loveee the Limey, think it looks mint (Well, lime like...) It's pretty

Unlike all the guys posting, I am actually a girl (: I'm Hannah, by the way. Where abouts you from? Hannah, x

Can't, I'm at Danny's that weekend, sorry Safeee, see you thereee Ashleyyy -Hannah,x

-Remove the Collar off the axle. -Remove the Freehub body. -You then need the Chris King service tool in order to get the internals out or if you wanna risk it, you can use a hammer and screwdriver. -Remove the internals, Clean all the grease and crap off everything. -Take the spring, stretch it as long as you want. -Put it all back together. -Your king now sounds like a heard of bumblebees -Hannah,x P.s - I think tarty Adam put a video on youtube/vimeo on how to take a King CLASSIC apart, but i THINK the internals are the same.

I'm most certainly in. Well, if i can get there -Hannah, x

Heyyy, Basically, Danny'll be down that weekend but we're debating on whether to go to Portsmouth or Reading, so give us some input Has to be a Saturday for travel arrangements. Reason for like the 2 weeks notice is to give people a chance to book off work etc? Put your names down and where'bouts you fancy riding that weekend -Hannah, x

Still half wankered on 3 bottles of WKD, Curwood?

£££, makeup, perfume, stuff for my bedroom, chocolateee! this kick-arse mug wearing a cardigan (ahaa!), a jumper, some pyjamas, few bottles of rosé, jewellery, watch and just general bits and bobs. Bought a few things for people, bought Danny his Ipod, mummy this extremely cool usb device which keeps your mug warm (don't ask.), bought my sisters jewellery and my mum's boyfriend a head massager. Ohh yeahhh. Merry Christmas

About a year ago I took my passport into Southampton as a form of ID on a train, I accidently left it in a phonebox and I told my mum it was at a friends house, she found out I'd lost it, I told her I lost it on a train, so she phoned the lost services and all, along with the police. About 2 weeks later, after I'd already ordered a new passport cause I was going away, the police phoned to say they'd found it. So I got found out in the end, Got grounded for a month and had to give the money for the new passport. Fail.

Pass my GCSE's. Plan things more appropriately. Be happier.

Possibility me and Danny could be in Portsmouth if he's down this weekend? Either way Southampton or Portsmouth's fine, just havn't been to Portsmouth in a while. Nothing's for sure yet, but when I know, I'll post.

Pokémon cards I hear they're worth a little now... Sold my entire collection inc. limited edition ones at a car boot sale for a quid. Teeewat.

That's rather pretty

A rather crappy Nun joke 4 nuns go to the priest and ask permission to leave the convent for one weekend, the priest agrees on the terms and conditions that if either of them commit any sins they must tell him immediately on the Monday after. So off these nuns go... On the Monday they all return and they speak to the priest. The first nun says "Father, I have commited a great sin, I ran naked down Maine Street." The priest sighs and looks up and says "It's okay my child, God will forgive you if you drink some holy water." So off the first nun goes and the forth nun starts to laugh. The second nun then approaches the priest and says "Father, I have commited a great sin, I danced in a men's bar." The priest sighs and looks up and says "It's okay my child, God will forgive you if you drink some holy water." So off the second nun goes and the forth nun is really starting to wet herself with laughter. The third nun approaches the priest and says "Father, I have commited a great sin, I slept with my sister's husband." The priest sighs and looks up and says "It's okay my child, God will forgive you if you drink some holy water." So off the third nun goes and by now the forth nun is on the floor with laughter. The priest turns to the forth nun and says "And you, what do you find so funny?!" The forth nun giggles and says "Father, I have commited a great sin, I pissed in the holy water."

Dead jammy. Those rims are gorgeousss!

+1

I was shown this video by my IT teacher not too long ago, it explains the world and what predictions are to shape the world in the years to come. I was amazed by the video, other's weren't too sure, so I thought I'd post up and just see what you lot thought? Linky Hannah, x

That is fittt.