Hannah Shucksmith

Just claim to be Jesus, say you died last night but you were resurrected this morning, just in time to wake up and get yourself ready for the day. That's the excuse for not being able to complete your coursework. Note: Or just hijack someone on their way to hand it in and stick your name at the top.

Please don't call me Han.

I just threw up my Big Mac, God awful, really.

I just had the best candle ever, you light it, and it's like a mini firework, then it burns to end, and it pops open, and a flash of fire goes up into the air from the middle, and there's some candles on what looks like petals, but all the while, it's singing happy birthday aswell! And I just stole the sold icing flowers from the top of the cake. Nom nom nom.

Looks smart as that does, noticed there's a few nice inspired bikes on here recently. Looks nice though, that!

One thing I learnt in Science is that if you eat below 1,500 calories (for men only, women = below 1,000 calories) you'll lose weight, whilst this obviously isn't good for you, I was told that as long as you change your diet to eat protein enriched foods (whilst attempting to eat less than 1,500 kcal per day) and so forth, the weight won't just suddenly drop off, it will steadily go down. What you want is food containing mono-unsaturated fats, as they reduce bad cholesterol, although polyunsaturated fats also reduce cholesterol, they are considered to not be as of a wiser choice that the mono-unsaturated fats, as they also reduce good cholesterol. (Good lord, I'm sat here eating a Big Mac meal.) One way I used to control my weight was to have a set time to eat meals and snacks, this way my body became used to when it was going to get fed, and I found I didn't get hungry and so I didn't want to eat so much at dinner time. (Blah blah blah!) Diets are hard to control, because unless you have extremely good will-power, you tend to lie to yourself, if you've eaten a chocolate bar you'll tell yourself you havn't really, or that it doesn't matter because it's just once in a blue moon, in reality, if you're going to eat chocolate, then eat a small amount but do it on a regular basis. If you don't eat the fatty foods on a regular basis you'll only crave it more, and so you'll break your diet. (I'm just jabbering now.) There's a load of stuff on the internet, books and so forth.

I'll probably be there, without a bike, no doubt. I'm not far from Portsmouth, just a 45 minute train journey, so it's not too bad for me! Walked past the crowds last year, opposite spar near those curvy walls, looked jam-packed with people!

Probably saw me in an 18+ movie or something. I'm joking.

Happy birthday to meee, Happy birthday to meeeeeeee! Anyway, back to science I go...

I want one, sooo bad! And no, unfortunately not.

Better.

That was amazing Jack, editing was well good. Really enjoyed that.

At the school I'm currently at, we get away with alot, but my headteacher seems a tad racist, she's fine with any student but myself wearing a religious symbol, of course, I understand it is compulsory for the more religious Sikh's and so forth, but she confiscates the cross I used to wear around my neck, being no more than about 2 cm big, and the chain not even reaching the top button of my school shirt. I told her I wasn't going to take it off, and so she threatened to put me in isolation, and if I refused still, I would be suspended. At my old school, our uniform would be priced up to around £200, paying something ludicrous like £15 for a tie, even the plain white shirts had to be bought from a special school uniform shop.

Go in wearing multi-coloured clothes. Then, when they tell you to remove it, do so, tear off the multi coloured shirt, tie, trousers and underwear, stand their naked, and see what your headteacher says then. Oh, and yeah, my old school was the same, no coloured coats inside the corridors.

Really sorry, felt the need to join in on this monstrous conversation... It would probably fit.

No £££ for a bike, god this topics gone offffff! There really should be a thread where you just talk, like a GIANT msn conversation, now that would be interesting.

Havn't a clue, hell, even I don't RIDE!

Yeahh, I said to my mum the other day about something to do with bikes, she was like "Yeah, I don't know what you're on about so I don't care." She used to be cool.

My mum was a cool kid, she was a right tomboy and all of her mates were lads, plus, when she was with my dad they were a death metal and motorbike family, you can see where I get it from.

I really offended the first person I spoke to who had a bike: "My mum rode a bmx." "It isn't a bmx." "Oh, well, anyway, why's it got no seat?" "It's a trials bike." "A what?" "Go away."

I was like that..

I don't really get overly protective, I just say, "It's your own stupid fault so don't expect me to phone the ambulance." Loveee trials! P.s. majorrrrrrr bump!

Must say, I'm normally not a fan of orange frames, but I actually like this one. Looks niceee.

SOOO ANNOYEDDD. Want my name to be on that list as a definateee. Ohhh, I can't be thereeeeeee! :(:(

Ahh, that's sooo nice, always liked the look of the Hydroxx though :$