Hannah Shucksmith

Yeah, if me and Danny go, it can't be a Sunday, 'cause otherwise we'll have to leave dead early.

When I was at a sleepover once, I was about 10, and her mum bought some 'make your own pizza kits', we put everything in the fridge on top, including a fair few twix's and a scotch egg. I vaguely remember up-chucking the entire pizza that night.

Pizza. When half asleep and Danny's off to work, instead of "I love you babe", it's "Pick me up a pizza babe". Make people buy me pizza when drunk, especially ham and pineapple. Ate a whole £36 of Pizza Hut pizza between the two of us. LURRRVE Texas Barbeque pizza from dominoes. God, I could live off of pizza. Edit: Forgot to mention Coco Pops.

Yeahh, I kinda thought along similar lines to be honest. The website's appearance is a tad of a let down, perhaps you should have waited until the site was up and running properly, along with the landline issue, I hate flaws. Good luck anyhow. Edit: Looked alot worse at school when I browsed, just clicked back on, looking better!

It's the topic's like these that explain why he's been in NMC since '04...

What the hell?

Me and the DK MIGHT be there, I'll probably head into town though, got a few new look vouchers to spend!

Few pages back was that dream I had about my family and Danny's family. My family love Danny and my mum seems to get on well enough with his mum on the phone... Other than that, last night I dreamt I was snowed in and school was cancelled. This was after I'd woken up about 5 times before and then at about 7am after my 6th alarm went off I must have remembered how 'school was cancelled' and turned off my alarm. Woke up late. Off to make a nice cuppa now x

That top image is ace. Odd angles result in an over working brain at this time in the morning. Didn't look as sunny down there as it was 30 miles north yesterday.

I'm a crap sleeper and last night I didn't get to sleep until about 2am, again. Anyway, kept on waking up in between dreams, so I must of had about 5 dreams, and of the ones I can remember... Dream 1) In my first dream I was stood on a station platform, and I received a phone call telling me all trains were cancelled and so I must walk. I began walking and a car pulled over and offered me a lift, when I got in I realised the man driving was Archie from Eastenders. He took me to the Vic and told me he was going to bury me in Den's grave (he was buried in the Vic's cellar years ago.) He took out a shovel, went to hit me and I woke up. Dream 2) Yet another dream about stealing GHD's, only this time I stole them from the Apple Shop in Southampton... I ran with 3 pairs into Topman, but it wasn't the Southampton Topman it was the Stoke-On-Trent / Hanley Topman. Inside there was the Damon Watson lookalike - (Yes! In Hanley's Topman is a man who looks like Damon Watson.) and 3 policemen, they tried to arrest me but I ran outside onto Hanley highstreet (Yes, I switched from being in Southampton to Hanley.) and I hid behind this van that sells dead nice burgers, the lady working inside saw me and offered me a burger, but specifically with no onions. I said yeah, and when I went to eat the burger I woke up with my hands infront of my face as if I was really holding a burger. Dream 3) I'm stood alone in this park near my old house, and Danny and his family walk around the corner in the same manner that the football thugs do on the film Cass. They couldn't see me, because they walked right through me, and so I looked around and saw my family walking round the corner, war broke out, police and ambulances arrived and I woke up. Tadaaa.

No, Hannah.

It was inevitable, really.

I had this dream for years and years, where I was stood on this flat black surface and there was nothing around me, nothing at all, no other people and no objects, just me, and then I'd look up and there would be this meteor flying towards me, but it was coming at me incredibly slowly and I knew I was going to die, just before the meteor hit me I'd wake up screaming, crying and sweating. Another dream I had for years was how I was part of the Jack and the Beanstalk. I also used to dream alot about drowning, which was scary. Last night I had a dream I stole 100 pairs of GHD's and hid them in a public toilet. I've had that dream several times now...

Proper love pythons (my sick mind just came into play, goddd). They look sooo nice. Looks proper mint that does.

Jeeez, I get like that! :| Well, I don't attempt to control like, but I do get paranoid, I suppose it's because I know a supermodel could always walk into the room and well, Hannah and Supermodel? What one would you pick? I suppose she just felt like I do sometimes, like she was convinced she wasn't good enough and so you'd find someone better; thus, she probably felt lenient to letting you out, as she felt someone better could walk into your life, hence why she didn't trust you... I make no sense in anything I say today. I had to ask my teacher how many degrees were in a circle today. Lord.

I had that on my old laptop, I just shoved in the boot disc and followed it from there.

I got 24hrs suspension and 20% warn.

Was travelling on the trains yesterday and did a connection at Basingstoke, boarded a South West Train at around 10pm, was so disappointed I didn't see any riders, considering the train came from a London station.

I made up entire story of an Elton John lookalike, why not make up a name?

I actually sent it to the school, I'm awaiting tomorrow... And yes, i havnt fully completed until I get a reply

Task 3, writing completed, lack of response as of yet: Have excluded the words Child, School and the. (I had fun writing this ) Dear Sir/Madam I am writing to complain about an unfortunate incident as a direct result of mismanaged teaching at your establishment. I feel it is disgraceful how standards have slipped everywhere. Indeed, even so far as my own offspring. Do you know what it feels like to know that your own son has decided that it is a good idea to run naked around a town while waving a Czech flag and screaming expletives in Japanese. In case you are wondering what this has to do with that pile of dirt you call a centre of learning, I shall tell you. None of your teachers advised against this sort of behaviour. Also, whilst I am complaining, I feel it is necessary to bring up another sore subject for me, employment. Did you know that those marks you saw fit to award my son with have ensured that he will only ever be able to work as an Elton John look-a-like? What sort of job is that for a 36 year old black man? Just because of the accusations that he is not smart enough. My son? Not smart enough? That is like saying that my good friend His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI is not Catholic! And no-one would be crazy enough to suggest that. In 12 years of Elton John impersonating, my son has never once been accused of being unintelligent. He has been called a moron, a jack-ass, and several times Elton John, which I feel is a more serious insult and calls for police action, but never unintelligent. Sure, his results were not top standard but I personally feel that 8 U’s and a G should be more than enough to continue full time education. Ignore rumours saying that he set three teachers on fire and assaulted a college interviewer with a fire axe, a care bear and a car door. Those are lies, my son would never do such things and I am offended that anyone would believe them. I hope you don’t believe them or my son will set you on fire and assault you with a fire axe, a care bear and a car door. You have been warned. As further examples of your neglect I will state some more facts. During a holiday to America, my son entered a zoo. After viewing several animals he became convinced that a polar bear was talking to him and was asking for a share of his Walkers Cajun Squirrel crisps, another example of stupidity, I mean, come on. Squirrel? He proceeded to climb into previously mentioned bear’s enclosure. After it refused to accept his crisps he grew rather vexed. Unfortunately becoming vexed with a polar bear is both inadvisable and deeply unwise. He was mauled rather badly after biting it, causing quite severe damage to an endangered species, another thing which I shall be bring up in any court cases I may soon file against you. I trust this has brought this matter to your full attention and I look forward to hearing what you have to say on these matters. Yours Sincerely Johnson Omedarian

I've always wished I could come up with something like that, but I lack in humour; that was an LOL moment.

1. Capital letters and punctuation is a start. 2. You won't get validated if you ask how to get validated.

My first task is a fail already.

HELLO FRIENDS, I AM HERE FOR GLORY! I don't believe I'm doing this.